Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 15:21 Just found one of my cats cowering in a corner with chewed-up Skittles adhered to her head. #
• 17:40 My boss totally just came onto me. if I was one of them there feminists I’d probably have filed a suit by now. #
• 19:42 Stuck in traffic on a bridge. Will be puking now. #
• 23:52 I suggested that Chooch give the cat a break, so he got in her face and threatened to break her. #

• 10:36 Henry and I have a date tonight! Henry and I have a date tonight! Head may explode at the concept! #
• 14:59 Chooch’s lunch is a sandwich consisting of shredded cheddar & bacon bits, melted to perfection in the microwave. #
• 15:00 Look for my cookbook to hit shelves early 2010. #
• 18:09 So excited to be going out that I sprained my ankle running like an idiot to the car. #
• 18:28 I told him this show would sell out and he didn’t believe me. We have tickets, so I can enjoy the fact that I was right. #
• 18:56 Henry wont hold my hand, citing the fact that its our first date &we’re just getting to know each other. At least I wont have to put out. #
• 18:59 Talking about the things that need fixed around house before the show starts. We are so old. Well, Henry is so old. #
• 20:32 I just asked Henry for gum and he said “I haven’t had gum since high school.” That was back when there was just one flava, ya’ll. #
• 20:54 Shortest date ever. #
• 21:18 I guess I just don’t understand the point of coming to a show and talking loudly through its entirety. #
• 21:33 Matt Pryor just asked if anyone is on a date right now. NO BUT I WAS. #
• 23:27 Aside from Henry having to leave halfway thru Chris Conley’s set bc Chooch was at home pretending to die, it was a tubular night. #

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