Earth-shattering updates throughout the day. Please try to continue breathing while taking it all in.
- 18:40 I just learned the words to Patty Cake. Yeah, I know. #
- 18:49 Hardest phone call I ever had to make. #
- 21:47 Niffer pretended to use bananas as telephones and because I am 6, it made my day #
- 06:14 It is frightening how little my family cares about my son. #
- 09:31 Ugh FUCK YOU, REO SPEEDWAGON. #
- 17:13 Henry is like my fucking Life Coach 4 realz0rz. And then Chooch spouts off wise gems like “Be friends with her! Asshole.” #
- 17:19 Chooch is tantruming because I suggested he get a tattoo that says “I like to cuddle with Mommy.” #
- 19.17 I want to flick my kid but I can’t reach him and its frustrating.
- 11:01 I feel mathematical today. I’m going to go measure things with my thumb.
- 16:41 NOT a good day to be hearing the Juliana Theory.
- 17:04 http://twitpic.com/1h166 – And ppl wonder why I hate rivers. It looks diseased right now. Shit I almost puked.
- 17:06 My manager asked me to work tonight. I hope they realize that the one they let go was the most reliable. This is awkward.
- 11:02 I love Henry and all but shit, that guy can fuck up a pot of coffee.
- 13:52 Having lunch at Mad Mex with my Valentine. And Henry.
- 13:59 http://twitpic.com/1hm8f – You’ll poke ur eye out, kid.
- 14:36 My fucking Valentine won’t share his ice cream and brownie with me. Typical man.
- 14:44 http://twitpic.com/1hnin – SELFISH.
- 15:03 http://twitpic.com/1ho2p – Pine cones have never been so funny. (Just to me, obv.)
- 16:11 Me: “Maybe I’m just a slut.” Henry: “Well, we knew that already.”
- 16:13 Chooch wanted a pine cone by our car so Henry was rummaging around on the ground by a dumpster & the image was so hilarious to me.
- 16:14 “Look at that gay man, collecting pine cones by the dumpster to stick up his ass.” I’m having a giggle fit & chooch told me to calm down.
- 17:08 I only want to get married so I can include something about “piercing my veil” in my vows. Then I can die after that.
- 20:44 Thank god for: 1. Tax refunds 2. Chooch the Deductible 3. Henry getting a second job.
- 21:38 Oh, Penguins. :(
- 23:54 Don’t call me peanut.
- 12:43 I’m excited to be seeing Alisha today! And by seeing I mean hanging out, not spying on her from behind a tree. That’s tomorrow.
- 17:21 That was the best grilled cheese. For a myriad of reasons. #
- 21:05 twitpic.com/1ikuv – The only cat stupid enough to hang around Chooch. #
- 21:27 Watching Amazing Love Stories on TLC. Yeah, that’s a swell idea. Perhaps next I’ll swim in sewage. #
- 01:03 There are some people who give me chestpains. I hate those people. #
- 11:09 If I don’t get to see Pierce the Veil again soon, my inner teen will explode. #
- 13:40 Henry just said “Chooch will take care of you” after I panicked for the 5326th time today. The sad part is that its probably true. #
- 13:53 twitpic.com/1iweh – Listening to the Cure, like your typical toddler does. #
- 14:04 He’s leaving for his second job and I’m waaaaailing!!!!! If I had a little less respect, I’d have grabbed him by the ankle. #
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But I like REO Speedwagon. *sniffs* I know, I’m weird!
I’m not sure what to think about the Pens firing Icy Mike. I don’t know…
Congrats to the Hoovmeister for getting the second job by the way. I forgot to mention that in the other entry. =D
No, I like them too. That’s not what that was about.
Ah, ok. Wait…were you talking about that stupid Hallmark commercial?!? Haha.
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