Feb 192009


When you invited me to your party, I had no idea what to do. Everyone knows you have it all: flashy car, secret cave full of jewels, world’s most extensive collection of ’70s superstar ‘staches, and a flourishing ant farm.

So on my way to your party, I thought about all these things that you have. I thought about the inevitable Cartier watch you’ll get from your parents, the mink coat from your grandmother, and the 40-carat ring from your boyfriend.

I could have picked you some fresh flowers, but you have your own florist. I could have written you a poem, but entire tomes of flowering prose have been published in your honor. I could have given you my heart, but I did that for your thirteenth birthday. So I pulled this star down from the sky. I hope you like it because it burned the shit out of my hands.

  3 Responses to “Art Promo: Nicolas”

  1. This kind of broke my heart.

  2. So sweet, I want to cuddle him until he bursts, oh wait… That’d be pretty counterproductive, strike that.

    Hope you’re having a better day.

    Jessi´s last blog post..lilweirdo: Jeremy came out tonight and got me lost in pursuit of icecream I never got, I did laugh so hard my cheeks hurt though, man I missed him

  3. I wish this painting was about me. Ask any of my exes though,and they’ll say there’s no way I would ever be that sweet. I still need to own this though.

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