Dec 20

It’s sports night at work

Category: Reporting from Work

So, supposedly there’s one of those Steelers games on tonight, and Kim and Eleanore are being all football-y and speaking in a lexicon that I am not privy. Oh, but I WOULD be able to join in the revelry if COLLIN had taught me the ins and outs of that dumb sport like he said he would! Can’t I count on anyone anymore?

"We have to win this game, I mean, if they want diamonds and gold," said Eleanore, quite philosophically.

You get diamonds and gold if you win a football game?! I’m signing up Chooch.

"Mmm mmm mmm. Sonofabitch. Play defense now, come on fools." I love listening to Eleanore when the Steelers have their fingers around her proverbial nutsack.

15 comments

15 Comments so far

  1. satan's lady December 20th, 2007 9:41 pm

    my boy willie parker’s out and i’m saddened by this. ankle injury, i believe. i can’t see this game cos it’s on nfl network or some other fancy crap i don’t have! :(

  2. Tart December 20th, 2007 10:06 pm

    I think I know that guy!

  3. Tart December 20th, 2007 10:18 pm

    OK so my boss and Eleanore just found out about this and I’m drowning in a sea of saddened sighs and “SONOFABITCH”s.

  4. satan's lady December 21st, 2007 12:22 pm

    word. willie is the shit, and apparently he’s out for the fucking YEAR cos his leg is broken! *cries*

  5. scintillated December 21st, 2007 2:30 pm

    The Steelers really needed to win that game, so I’m glad that they did, but I’m pissed and saddened that Willie Parker got hurt. =(

  6. Bueno Mexicana December 21st, 2007 3:58 pm

    WHO DEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Tart December 21st, 2007 4:28 pm

    FUCKING GAY!

  8. Bueno Mexicana December 21st, 2007 5:43 pm

    … and we have the best choir in the COUNTRY.

  9. Tart December 21st, 2007 6:02 pm

    I heard it’s only because they lip-sync to a recording of Pittsburgh’s choir.

  10. Bueno Mexicana December 21st, 2007 6:10 pm

    … no pittsburgh had to just ride the coat tails of philadelphia. shame.

    even patty labelle couldn’t pull it out for pennsylvania.

    TGFNL!!!!

  11. Tart December 21st, 2007 6:42 pm

    Oh translator!! “TGFNL”?!?!?!

  12. Bueno Mexicana December 21st, 2007 7:43 pm

    thank god for nick lachey.

  13. Tart December 21st, 2007 7:58 pm

    aw, i like nick lachey.

    but i never would have deciphered that on my own.

  14. Bueno Mexicana December 21st, 2007 8:03 pm

    yeah, i know.

    i meant to send you an email translation like i do sometimes- but i got distracted somehow.

    probably a fly buzzing around my head.

  15. Tart December 21st, 2007 9:47 pm

    COLLIN CALLED ME A BITCH!!

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