Dec 24

Category: Reporting from Work

I’m working 12-8 today since it’s Christmas Eve. At first, I was angry to be here so early, since I have to endure the Gum Popper and the Lady with the Laugh (today it sounds like she’s sucking back an entire circus of albinos down the back of her throat and Collin actually had me contemplating the kinkiness of this until I remembered what she looks like).

But then, something magical happened: Santa came.

Yes, SANTA. Here. And I got to have my picture taken with him! And his skanky, over-aged elf tossed a broken mini candy cane into my hand!

Due to all of the excitement, I forgot to tell him that I really want this for Christmas:

(Ew, the lady next to me just laughed and it sounded like a phlegm water fall was going to shoot from her nose. When she was through sonically assaulting me, she mused, "That’s another thing I need to get at the store — tissues." YA THINK.)

12 comments

12 Comments so far

  1. Awesome December 24th, 2007 3:21 pm

    Wow. You are the most coolest person ever. I hope you get that guy for Christmas because you deserve him and everything else you want because you’re

    AWESOME.

  2. Tart December 24th, 2007 3:23 pm

    What? That comment was real.

  3. Janna December 24th, 2007 4:23 pm

    Hi, Merry Christmas. I’m glad Santa came to see you at work. Did you get to sit on his lap?

    Ew, so she even pretty much admits that she’s gross when she laughs?!

  4. Tart December 24th, 2007 4:41 pm

    Oh hay, hi, hello.

    I don’t know about you, but I plan on having a Krispy Kwanzaa.

  5. Janna December 24th, 2007 5:12 pm

    Hai! I wondered what the correct greeting for Kwanzaa is. If Kwanzaa will bring me more presents, I’ll celebrate it.

  6. Tart December 24th, 2007 5:15 pm

    do you remember the year I passed out Kwanzaa cards in high school?

  7. Bueno Mexicana December 24th, 2007 7:01 pm

    i’m not santa- but i’ll see what i can do.

  8. Tart December 24th, 2007 7:03 pm

    i didn’t realize craigery is so young. i generally don’t like guys that are younger than me.

  9. merrymerry December 24th, 2007 7:05 pm

    Was it as good for Santa as it was for you? ;D

    Who is the hottie in the picture? I feel like I should *know*, but being elderly and all perhaps I am not cool enough to recognize him….

  10. Tart December 24th, 2007 7:06 pm

    It’s Craig Owens from Chiodos. They’re not very big so don’t feel elderly for not knowing!

    By the way, I was singing your praises last night!

  11. Pynk December 26th, 2007 10:38 am

    Whooo is that?!

  12. Tart December 26th, 2007 11:33 am

    He’s Craig Owens from Chiodos — one of my fave bands:)

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