Apr 092009

Earth-shattering updates throughout the day. Please try to continue breathing while taking it all in.

  • 16:10 Lock me out once, shame on you. Lock me out twice, time to upgrade to fingerprint sensors. #
  • 23:01 Wish my kid would stop asking to see my weener. I might get a complex. #

  • 09:17 I wonder if Pebbles ever got someone to ride in her Mercedes, boy. #
  • 09:42 chiodos “baby you wouldn’t last a minute on the creek” ♫ twt.fm/33131 #warped09 bit.ly/buywarpedtix #
  • 11:30 I dunno what u foolz be talkin’ bout, I love me some April snow. #
  • 13:15 Chooch just added to his birthday wishlist the new Burtney Phears (aka Britney Spears, in non-toddler speak). #
  • 17:42 some people’s audacity will never cease to amaze me. #
  • 18:20 Thanks Chooch. I love discovering that my Etsy shopping cart includes a yellow floral throw pillow. I do so love floral. #
  • 21:42 I can’t handle this game. #
  • 22:12 twitpic.com/2zfw2 – Heeeey. #

  • 10:00 Henry bought his and hers Nivea body wash and I can’t stop laughing. #
  • 12:27 FATA – Cherry Kiss gets me every time. #
  • 13:37 my last fm is stuck in espanol and i can’t make it go back to english because I CANT READ IT TO FIND OUT HOW. SOS! #
  • 13:57 @satanmetalady help me, jenny!! #
  • 14:02 @satanmetalady there’s a flag but it takes me 2 a FAQ page in Spanish. The url is lastfm.es. when i try to make it .com it goes back to .es! #
  • 14:04 @satanmetalady i even tried shutting down the page and re-opening it! i’m doooomed. maybe henry knows spanish since he was in the SERVICE. #
  • 14:10 well, i was able to at least change my picture on last.fm, language barrier be damned. #
  • 15:40 Overheard Chooch singing part of “Intensity in Ten Cities” & almost cried. #
  • 18:19 Risotto is the #1 dish that gets people chewed out on Hell’s Kitchen. So why did I think I could make it? #
  • 09:33 Yo MTV, thank you for the RR/RW Challenge. #

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  6 Responses to “The metallic taste of tweets”

  1. that pillow sounds awesome. should look good next to your michael myers doll.

  2. You shouldn’t feel so bad. No one can make risotto, yet that Ramsey keeps having it on the menu every season of Hell’s Kitchen.

    • I don’t understand why it’s so hard. I mean, Henry can make it and it tastes really good. Maybe he should try out for Hell’s Kitchen!

      Also, the kind I made was some nasty Target-brand butternut bullshit which sounded good at the time. :/

  3. I make couscous from the box…its delightful

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