Jul 25

#4 MY TEEN HEARTTHROB

Category: blogathon

Oh my god this post is devoted to JAY HOGART from DEGRASSI: THE NEXT GENERATION OMG, wait let me stop and fan myself and by fan myself I DO MEAN FAN MYSELF.

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I’m screaming, can you hear me?? I’m all “OMFG JAY HOGART! You can get me shot by a psycho bullied student anyday! Put your gonorrhea’d dickie in my mouth and infect my throat, I’ll only beg for more, Jay Hogart!”

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Holy shit look at him, in all of his blue-collared glory. AND LOOK AT THE MOUNTY! OH, CANADA! You know, when I met Henry, he used to wear blue coveralls just like that. ONLY HE DIDN’T LOOK AS HOT.

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Fuuuuuck,  my loins. They burn.

I wonder how hard it would be to meet him. Oh my God I just looked at imdb.com and I am only FIVE YEARS older than him. This is even more realistic than I ever imagined. I’m coming for you, Jay Hogart. Take me to the ravine.

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A child whose first word will hopefully be ABOOT.

Who’s your Degrassi crush? OK fine, who’s your celebrity crush IN GENERAL? And don’t give me that Edward Cullen shit.

Someone find me a desktop theme for this fine slice of Canadian ass. ARRRRG I just found his MySpace, it’s on.

13 comments

13 Comments so far

  1. Sarah July 25th, 2009 9:37 am

    Is it too late to request the use of the word “Schadenfreude”? Good luck!!!

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart July 25th, 2009 10:28 am

    It’s not too late! Thanks Sarah!

  3. Evonne July 25th, 2009 9:38 am

    um… Who is Jay Hogart? I guess I’ll have to go find out. sigh….

    But, I tell you what: I’ll see you one Jensen Ackles and a picture of a very young Mel Gibson in Road Warrior anyday!!!

    Take that.

    E

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart July 25th, 2009 10:30 am

    He’s a character on a Canadian high school drama that I’m obsessed with.

    I will give you Jensen Ackles! He’s dreamy. So you watch Supernatural too then?! It’s one of my favorite shows!

  5. Bill July 25th, 2009 9:39 am

    I’m a 100% crush on Kat Dennings currently. She’s my huckleberry.

  6. kara July 25th, 2009 9:42 am

    Just wait until he steals your cancer stricken family member’s brand new laptop. Then Emma will have to come in and regulate on his ass.

    I <3 that show so much, except for when they made Paige a lesbian. What the hell was that?

  7. Eve July 25th, 2009 9:44 am

    Since it’s entirely inappropriate for me to have crushes on actors that are the right age to be my kids, I remember watching the FIRST DeGrassi and having such a thing for Wheels. That lasted for years longer than it should have, until I noticed my teenaged godson looked scarily like him.

  8. Lindsey July 25th, 2009 9:50 am

    Alan Rickman…and not just because of HP.

  9. Eve July 25th, 2009 10:20 am

    Is it that deep voice, the slight lisp and that accent? I just have to listen to that man to need a Gauloise!

  10. scintillated July 25th, 2009 10:16 am

    Sooo I looked up this guy on Wikipedia (because it knows all) and found out some stuff for you:

    Dude’s name is Mike Lobel…Jay Hogart was his character on Degrassi. =D

    He’s the grandson of the guy who wrote the Frog and Toad series (I remember reading those in elementary school!).

    He’s the stepson of Mark Linn-Baker (Larry from “Perfect Strangers”). Heeee.

    Degrassi is sooo awesome. I wish I could watch it all the time but I don’t even get the channel that it’s on. Argh. One day.

    As for my celebrity crush, well…he’s not really a celebrity. Heh. It’s Kris Letang (are you surprised?). Man, those Canadians are HOT! Hahaha.

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart July 25th, 2009 10:31 am

    Lol, yes I know that’s not his real name, but it’s much more fun calling him Jay Hogart.

  12. scintillated July 25th, 2009 10:36 am

    Hahah got it. =)

  13. J3$$1 July 25th, 2009 2:24 pm

    I don’t watch Degrassi, sorry kiddo. I do however have a slew of celebrity crushes, though unconventional older men, like: Penn Jillette, Jon Favreau, Kevin Spacey, Chris Noth and Dr. Drew Pinsky. I’m a little odd, admittedly, but personality and looks go hand in hand on the attractiveness scale for me.

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