Dec 172009
 

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  • 16:53 I can’t wait until my son hits puberity & doesn’t have a voice that can attract stray dogs & Fran Drescher fanatics to my doorstep. #
  • 17:18 Chooch just called me on Henrys phone from my bedroom to say he’s sorry for being a loud mouth. Oh how lazy technology makes us. #
  • 21:25 Fairly certain someone next door just shoved Camryn Manheim down the steps. #
  • 22:42 I was 12 the first time I saw Rocky Horror. Someday Chooch can say he was 3. (He’s enthralled.) #
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  • 00:30 I was in my old childhood bedroom yesterday for the first time in about 10 years. The glow in the dark stars were still on the ceiling. #
  • 02:03 Hay look @ the dumb! freezing tweets: Earth-shattering updates throughout the day, brought to you by Tart-Tits. Ple… bit.ly/4Es28t #
  • 13:53 I love it when I’m right and Alisha’s wrong. Even if it’s just about pancakes. #
  • 14:35 Hateful! I will never ask another waitress a question about pancakes. yfrog.com/3l9kij #
  • 15:12 Hay look @ the dumb! fine. an appreciation post.: Wednesday night,  Chooch was over Janna’s house, making her fa… bit.ly/7fNF4c #
  • 17:34 “Oh shocking, you’re watching the NHL Network” said Alisha before grabbing the remote and looking for something girly. #
  • 19:29 Oh Twitter. There is so much you need to know about the bar I’m at right now. I am for once at a loss. #
  • 19:47 I’m not sure if you know this but it’s really hard to focus on a hockey game when Xmas carols are penetrating your ear at high decibals. #
  • 19:52 Alisha on the “quaint” local establishment we’ve found ourselves in: I like it b/c I don’t have to be pretty to be here. #
  • 20:07 There’s a middle aged broad here rocking out to Lady Gaga. It’s Brookline’s version of an art installation. #
  • 21:27 Oh shit a nd they got a live band up in this bitch yfrog.com/4aavkqj #
  • 22:03 I just alerted the bar to the fact that the Pens won in OT. #
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  • 09:15 The bartender really wasn’t kidding when she stressed that the wine was cheap. #
  • 09:21 I think I’m going to teach a class in 2010. Not sure what or where, but I’m sure Craigslist will help me gather students. It’ll be fine. #
  • 11:03 I’d like to strap some skates on Chooch and give him a nice starting shove out in this ice storm. #
  • 11:51 downloaded Chorus on iPhone to discover apps with friends. Get Chorus bit.ly/5KpPVd. Connect with Erin Kelly bit.ly/7sEY5H. #
  • 12:35 I wonder what it’s like to have a boyf riend who isn’t sleeping all the time. I guess at least this way, it gives us less time to fight. #
  • 13:09 My vote of staying together but taking on a younger, more awake lover? Vetoed by Henry. No honest infidelity under the Xmas tree THIS year. #
  • 15:05 I’m so happy Henry is the housewife in my house because grocery shopping is for the fucking pigeons. #
  • 15:13 SOS. SOS. SOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Motherfucking SOS. #
  • 15:48 I always find myself in the handicap stall. #
  • 17:28 This is what youre missing if youre not coming to game night. I know right?! yfrog.com/1dfdij #
  • 19:02 Getting ready to go to Wildcard where they will hopefully be adopted by fine people yfrog.com/35lowij #
  • 20:45 Alisha just got a tas te for being hated by choosing me as her scattergories partner. #
  • 21:06 It’s lonely at the top. Now Alisha knows. #
  • 21:31 I really need to pick easier games to play at game night to alleviate the confusion in the room. #
  • 23:02 My 3 year old just told me to go to hellz0rz. #
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  • 10:39 Just got my first neutral feedback on Etsy. For including “extra marketing crap” in the package. Those bastardly business cards! #etsy #
  • 13:24 I don’t have the heart to pitch these fuckers. How long before marshmallows perish? yfrog.com/4f9uuj #
  • 14:42 Our little Henry signed up for @RhondaKibuk’s cookie exchange. I see someone’s making bourbon balls. I will be dreaming of those all week. #
  • 18:31 Trying hard to get back in the habit of proofreading my blog b4 posting so it won’t seem like English is my 2nd language. Not going well. #
  • 20:37 When you get a Facebook message that says “I’m pretty sure I’m your half sister, if you ever want to meet,” it’s good to have wine on hand. #
  • 20:46 I smell a plea for bone marrow. #
  • 23:14 Holla, noncomposcards is shop of the week! blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=354476454&blogId=522299546 #
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  • 13:07 I’ve decided that the operative word of my life is “awkward,” & I’ve reached its epitome. #
  • 13:09 Considering I just scraped aside the entire middle, it must have been in my dreams I liked strawberry rhubarb pie. #
  • 13:53 I love Brains Zombie Necklace by sacredflesh on Etsy bit.ly/4Gz4dl #
  • 15:14 Had a talk w/ Chooch about bullyism, how he better not be one in school. He agreed then goes, “I’ll just be a bully to daddy.” Good talk! #
  • 15:44 I’ll call my cat Marcy until my throat bleeds & she won’t even glance at me. Henry does a quick snap & she comes prancing over. Disgusting. #
  • 18:04 There are some people on Alishas street I’d like to get to know. In a “thru-the-window” kind of way. #
  • 18:45 Hay look @ the dumb! The Oh Honestly Army: Because Henry was being a little angel by cleaning for game night (more … bit.ly/7koMnm #
  • 19:11 Turn ed them around so they can see the Penguins game yfrog.com/4aadhmj #
  • 19:13 Henry, angrily: How many pictures do you have to take of them? It’s not like they change. #
  • 19:23 #pens vs #flyers game has only been indie 5 minutes and already there have been 5 fights. HOCKEY RULES. #NHL #
  • 19:25 Someone has a sign that says “Hartnell, keep your fang out of Letang” and I’m sad I didn’t think of it. #NHL #
  • 21:13 Haha, no goal Carcillo! Hopefully your sleazy Mexican moustache will take a break from molesting children to catch yr tears. #pens #flyers #
  • 21:37 Go home, Flyers! #
  • 21:40 Happy holidays, indeed yfrog.com/3g62602734j #
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  • 00:26 Don’t worry @saucalisha: I’m totally DVRing Snooki and The Situation on Conan for you. It’s Guidotastic. #jerseyshoreholla #
  • 10:36 Redid my Son of Sam holiday card. This is the last week to buy cards! bit.ly/71rj1C #
  • 13:56 RT @NHL Fans beware of the vicious outbreak of Kronwalling: ow.ly/MHrn #nhl (dislike red wings but this is funny) #
  • 14:00 I’ve come to tell you that shredded colby jack tastes like shit in coffee. You never woulda guessed that. This is why I’m a professional. #
  • 15:20 I love noticing hours after the fact the creative ways my phone auto-corrects my tweets. #
  • 20:27 Why do I have a feeling #SYTYCD is going to make me angry tonight? As long as no part of that douchey married couple wins. #
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  • 01:01 I’d like to go back to when I was 20 & punch myself in the face. #
  • 04:40 Hay look @ the dumb! For a Good Choke, Call That Guy: a LiveJournal Repost: (Originally posted March 20, 2007) Ther… bit.ly/5f9dhA #
  • 11:19 I’m voting to host a film festival of old high school class projects. It’s amazing how vehement the vetoes are. #
  • 11:57 RT @MrsBsConfession Visit silvermoonwitch.blogspot.com and enter to win 1 of 5 copies of Magus of Stonewylde from @Kit_Berry #
  • 13:03 Just wondering when they’re going to show all the “hot broads” on “Jersey Shore.” At this rate, Henry can toss on a wig & get screentime. #
  • 13:25 My workouts never feel successful unless they’re followed by vomiting. #
  • 14:08 Mop head, pantsless & watching his shows. yfrog.com/33twhgj #

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