Mar 2 2008

Random Picture Sunday

Category: random picture Sunday

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People keep confusing me with an eastern European doorstep, perhaps a stoop in a Hungarian alley. Yeah, I don’t know. Maybe it’s the rolled floor mat in bold colors which hugs me so carelessly that screams gypsy. But now homeless winos keep pissing on me because they think that’s what I’m here for. Like I’m some kind of elongated urinal cake in designer hues. I can’t remember the last time someone who wasn’t a homeless wino pissed on me. I mean, I don’t mind being pissed on. Admittedly, I’d rather be shat on by raccoons, but if you’re not a wino and you have your own address, please, by all means, take a piss.

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. kell March 2nd, 2008 6:05 pm

    Only you would walk past a doorstoop and feel compelled to take a picture. You’re a weirdo lol.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart March 3rd, 2008 8:10 am

    This is true.

  3. Bueno Mexicana March 2nd, 2008 7:17 pm

    that mat has had a rough life…

    i <3 random picture sundays.
    especially when it includes random story sunday.

    you’re the best.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart March 3rd, 2008 8:11 am

    My grandma used to have tons of those mats when I was little. I miss them!

  5. Bueno Mexicana March 7th, 2008 7:17 pm

    i bet they miss you, too.

  6. shannon March 4th, 2008 10:30 pm

    Poor mat…

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