Apr 13

What the Tweet

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 15:52 On our way to Toys r Us. I’m gonna pass out crack rocks to children. #
  • 17:40 Stuffed cranraisin in henrys mouth while he’s on phone. Totally overreacted: DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN #
  • 19:17 Wasn’t invited to neighbors bday party TEN YR OLDS SUCK ANYWAY. Besides, party dress needs drycleaned. #
  • 19:18 Everyone knows "don’t" means "do it" #
  • 20:24 Wishing I could blow off reality, responsibilities, priorities and work at a record store. Fuck. Or the morgue. #
  • 09:45 Confirmed: will never change my mind about Alaska. #

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  1. Bueno Mexicana April 13th, 2008 3:19 pm

    what color is your party dress?

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart April 13th, 2008 6:18 pm

    BLOODY.

  3. Bueno Mexicana April 14th, 2008 6:25 pm

    DRY OR STILL SOPPING!?!?!?!?!

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart April 14th, 2008 6:32 pm

    CURDLED!

  5. Bueno Mexicana April 14th, 2008 6:42 pm

    oh yes!!! BEST KIND.

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart April 14th, 2008 6:43 pm

    Best kind would be if it had AIDS!

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