Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:52 On our way to Toys r Us. I’m gonna pass out crack rocks to children. #
- 17:40 Stuffed cranraisin in henrys mouth while he’s on phone. Totally overreacted: DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN #
- 19:17 Wasn’t invited to neighbors bday party TEN YR OLDS SUCK ANYWAY. Besides, party dress needs drycleaned. #
- 19:18 Everyone knows "don’t" means "do it" #
- 20:24 Wishing I could blow off reality, responsibilities, priorities and work at a record store. Fuck. Or the morgue. #
- 09:45 Confirmed: will never change my mind about Alaska. #
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what color is your party dress?
DRY OR STILL SOPPING!?!?!?!?!
oh yes!!! BEST KIND.
Best kind would be if it had AIDS!