Urgent. Will die without reading.

• 14:38 Movie being filmed down the street from my work. So badly want to disrupt. #
• 16:59 Kmfdm would be good background music for settling a score. #
• 17:49 I hate that antifreeze looks like such a refreshing beverage. #
• 19:01 Thanks for the hair in my food, Henry. Yummy delicious. #
• 19:18 I think my aunt is trying to kill my grandma? #
• 19:18 You know I like you when I’ll listen to a 3-disc live recording of your fave band.#
• 22:02 My boss accidentally burnt her popcorn. Mine now! #
• 10:11 Mandatory overtime does not suit my lifestyle. #
• 10:13 Anyone who sends me a letter in an envelope made from a Homies poster knows me very well. #

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