Apr 242008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:03 Henry QOTD: I would never leave just because someone sat down beside me. Unless it was you. #
  • 15:08 I think henry just tried to send me a picture of his weener. Would have been hot if he did it from zoo, not bedroom. #
  • 15:33 Eyebrows are a really weird part of the face when u think about it. At least they’re not wooden though. Or Teflon. #
  • 19:32 If I was "trained" to write for a career I’m pretty certain I’d kill myself. #
  • 20:49 Apparently its ok to be full of shit as long as you’re funny. Whew. #
  • 22:36 Srsly am about to slit throats with frying pans.#
  • 09:59 Couldn’t remember kielbasi so I kept calling it curvy meat which is a much cooler name anyway. #

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  5 Responses to “More of those crappy tweets”

  1. curvy meat?

    kielbasi or henry’s weener pic?

    • Both I guess, when you put it that way! lol.

      Srsly though, Henry was getting so annoyed at me for calling it that.

      “You know, what’s that called? The curvy meat…”

  2. ok ok i didn’t think you’d take my shit seriously..hahahaha…but dude whther your being “trained” or not, your still gonna want to kill yourself every now and then, happens to all of us…

  3. yeah i was fucking with you coz even i was laughing when writing that shit…if there’s one person who’s writing needs to be trained, it’s me…I write about slinging bag’s full of bat droppings around my grandmums neck when the topic i gotta write on is tips on becoming a great entrepreneur or some shit like that…nah but you still write well, i mean i read your blog everyday! ok ok fine its also coz I’m bored and i gotta act busy at work but then i still choose yours over a million others…

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