Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 10:55 Tried to make son delicious snack of baked pita with sugar/cinnamon. Epic fail. #
- 10:56 Unless of course delicious means burnt in some countries. #
- 13:34 Henrys eating my botched pita snack and is making pained expressions. #
- 16:53 This weekend I’m going to Philly to see the Cure & to have my mind explode trying to order 1 bowl of cereal at Cereality. #
- 16:54 Cereal makes me REALLY excited. THEYLL PUT POP ROCKS IN IT IF I WANT. #
- 19:50 Country should never ever be spelled kuntry. In case you were unsure. #
- 20:44 A cupcake just might be the only thing that could make me smile right now. (God, ok! My kid, too.) #
- 22:23 Just returned Cute Security Guard’s salutation with a demand for 35 cents. What? I had a dire need for peanuts. #
- 22:24 Then I apologized for being rude and he said he comes to expect as much from me. #
- 22:58 If my arms were made of rubber, I’d use them as a jumprope. Jumparms, as it were. #
- 09:08 Had another dream about getting shot but the gun was diamond-encrusted so I didn’t mind as much. #
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