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May 6

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

10:55 Tried to make son delicious snack of baked pita with sugar/cinnamon. Epic fail. #
10:56 Unless of course delicious means burnt in some countries. #
13:34 Henrys eating my botched pita snack and is making pained expressions. #
16:53 This weekend I’m going to Philly to see the Cure & to have my mind explode trying to order 1 bowl of cereal at Cereality. #
16:54 Cereal makes me REALLY excited. THEYLL PUT POP ROCKS IN IT IF I WANT. #
19:50 Country should never ever be spelled kuntry. In case you were unsure. #
20:44 A cupcake just might be the only thing that could make me smile right now. (God, ok! My kid, too.) #
22:23 Just returned Cute Security Guard’s salutation with a demand for 35 cents. What? I had a dire need for peanuts. #
22:24 Then I apologized for being rude and he said he comes to expect as much from me. #
22:58 If my arms were made of rubber, I’d use them as a jumprope. Jumparms, as it were. #
09:08 Had another dream about getting shot but the gun was diamond-encrusted so I didn’t mind as much. #

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7 comments

7 Comments so far

Rachy May 6th, 2008 2:40 pm

I thought it was ok to spell it kuntry when referring to Britney Spears?
Tuna Tar-Tart May 6th, 2008 2:53 pm

Not even then.
Kell May 6th, 2008 5:13 pm

As usual, I love these.
Tuna Tar-Tart May 6th, 2008 5:50 pm

Thanks! It gives me something to do, lol.
Bueno Mexicana May 6th, 2008 5:59 pm

how did i survive before without your tweets?

POP ROCKS?!?!?
Tuna Tar-Tart May 6th, 2008 8:13 pm

it’s going to be awesome!!!!
Alyson Hell May 7th, 2008 6:49 am

# 13:34 Henrys eating my botched pita snack and is making pained expressions.
LOL! (Tolhurst…perhaps I should use that for LOL from now on.)

# 16:53 This weekend Iâ€™m going to Philly to see the Cure

I CANNOT WAIT TO READ ABOUT THIS!