Jun 132008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 09:56 I got yo back, P.Mick. #
  • 10:28 About to start writing up tardy slips.#
  • 11:25 Janna hates people who eat bean sprouts. Ignorance at large.#
  • 11:28 My brother graduated high school on Tuesday. He just said, "remember that one time you didn’t?" Laffs.#
  • 11:42 Some elderly douche gave the three asshole kids behind us lollipops and didn’t give Chooch one. Adrenaline is gushing. #
  • 18:14 SlangThatGetsUnderMySkin edition: I pray someone says "betch" in my presence so I can cordially invite them to suck on my fist. #
  • 18:37 Henry called me a slut, but I suppose that’s better than "BETCH." #
  • 10:34 Chooch is terrorizing a bug. En route to Serial Killerville. #

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  2 Responses to “Maybe Last Tweets Before I End Up In Jail”

  1. if she makes you commit an act violent enough for jail… I will bail you out.

    Phil is lucky to have a fan like you!

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