Monster Dump of Tweets

Jun 16 2008

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

16:38 My hatred makes me physically shake. I need a nice dunk in an isolation tank. #
21:49 Tina and Kim had a fight last night, today they are besties. Not the outcome I had hoped for. #
11:58 Henry just threatened to send me to live with the Mormons because I’m being tantrum-y. #
13:13 Sometimes all it takes to turn my mood around is some mint M&Ms. #
13:38 We’re on a train getting ready to depart on a scenic ride through the rain. #
14:19 Chooch is being an asshole and we’re stuck on this fucking train in the rain. Best day. #
14:25 All the other kids on this train are so tame. #
14:57 I do not perform properly around other kids. #
15:50 Corn chowder, I will always remember you. #
16:17 When chooch acts like an asshole, I tell him Jesus is coming. #
17:01 Henry just bragged that he met Kenny Chesney before he was "famous." I feel like there must be a diary entry somewhere. #
01:03 Today I taught Chooch how to choke himself & say bitchin’. Now he’s watching Lost Boys for the first time. #
15:21 Me: Do u think I’m weird? Henry: I think you need help. #
09:56 Chooch is obsessed with Lost Boys now. He says WHOA then laffs during vamp scenes. I started young too. #

(Ed.Note: A lot of these rhyme, wtf?!)

4 comments

4 Comments so far

Bueno Mexicana June 16th, 2008 1:47 pm

note to self: Sometimes all it takes to turn my mood around is some mint M&Ms.

you have the most awesome child known to man!!!
Tuna Tar-Tart June 16th, 2008 3:19 pm

It’s not a bad movie to have to watch numerous times, that’s for sure.
Alyson Hell June 16th, 2008 4:31 pm

“# When chooch acts like an asshole, I tell him Jesus is coming.”

*losing it alone with only the cat present* I want to adopt this somehow into my own life.

# 17:01 Henry just bragged that he met Kenny Chesney before he was “famous.” I feel like there must be a diary entry somewhere.

PLEASE?

My former boss used to play that “She Thinks my Tractor’s Sexy” song in the office. Oh, the laughs we all had.
Tuna Tar-Tart June 17th, 2008 3:09 pm

I actually kind of liked that one big song he had recently, the one about “take your cat but leave my sweater” because it sounded more like a sappy soft rock love song than a country ballad, so in my mind that was OK. I can’t help my penchant for Lite FM!