Jun 262008
Tina’s on a diet. To prevent herself from inhaling a bag of popcorn every night, she stocked up on economy-sized boxes of "healthy" snacks. I’m not sure if she knows that Quakes cease being a good diet food when the entire multi-serving bag is gorged in one sitting.
Eleanore’s on a diet too, so Tina is sharing her stash with her. Since I didn’t join the diet club, I don’t get any.
I DON’T WANT IT ANYWAY.
Except one pack of those Morning Minis.
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yeah! screw tina and her dumb snacks.
someone should teach her that ten times 100 is 1000. She might as well get a big mac.
She just said, “Those 100 calorie packs of Reeses snack mix are so good though that I can’t help but eat three!”
Hahahahahahaha there’s got to be like 10,000 calories sitting in that garbage can. Might as well just order a pizza or something.
I used to work with a woman who would fry up a pound of bacon every morning at work because “I can eat this, I’m on Atkins.” Then she would cheat and eat carbs anyway lmao. But she told me she was ONLY fat because of stress, you know, cortisol. Not the fact that she eats fruit when it’s in a pastry (true story).
*only* eats fruit… I’m wicked tired
Nasty!!!
Eric Weiss, my ex-boss’s deceased son, was on Atkins. He’d pull greasy slabs of cheese off pizza and stuff it all in his mouth. With greasy lips, he’d be all, “What? I’m on Atkins. I’m allowed to eat cheese.”
WTF? At least popcorn is a whole grain. That looks like diabetes in a trashcan.
I know! You’d have to have a hell of a lot of control to be able to keep that entire stash in your desk and not overeat.
you should introduce them to this whole other part of the food triangle called “fruits and vegetables.”
For real!
I can already see Tina stocking her desk with mini fruit pies.
Omg look at all those boxes! Was that all consumed by her alone?
Sorry I’ve been MIA this week. Trying to snap myself out of a really really bad place.