Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 17:25 I’m so good at parenting, I should think about doing it professionally. Become one of those housewife things. #
- 12:50 Thanks, but I only date nineteenth century Presidents. #
- 15:59 i wish ears were removable. i’d never bring them to work. #
- 18:01 Doing jumping jacks while parallel to the floor is no joke. I’m having bad flashbacks. #
- 21:43 engaging in a horrible pun-session. #
- 23:23 Hopefully if my # should ever grace a truck stop restroom wall, it’d be followed by accolades, not ambivalence. #
- 23:55 Wet tshirt contest, heeee-eeey. #
- 14:35 The way Guiding Light is filmed reminds me of the non-sex scenes in porns with plots. #
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23:23 Hopefully if my # should ever grace a truck stop restroom wall, itâ€™d be followed by accolades, not ambivalence.
well- there’s this one gas station bathroom with this weird closet thingy somewhere on 70 i think…
and i could have sworn…….
I LOVED THAT BATHROOM!
Wait, no I didn’t.
funny, because i was telling her the exact same thing yesterday?!?
You mean when you were telling me about how you hooked up with a tranny? :)
but- all the signs i’ve seen have all praised her skillz…
AND- what’s this i hear about you liking chicks with dicks?