Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 17:16 Trying unsucessfully for 7 years to style Henry. Just turned his nose up at a display of polos. Fuck. #
- 17:29 Watched an accidentally awesome porn last night. Juicy carrots and stuffed animals lost their innocence. #
- 18:20 Henry just showed me this fat envelope full of every letter and note I ever wrote him. I won’t lie: ice melted. #
- 18:43 There’s something about Sundays that make me want to eat grease, fat, and sugar and then wash it down with frozen daiquiris and pills. #
- 09:57 Drive Like Jehu dance parties kill the shitty Monday despair. #
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You should write porn reviews.
Oh shiiiii that would be fun.
aw juicy carrots and henry being sweet?!?
It’s a lethal combo.
“Henry just showed me this fat envelope full of every letter and note I ever wrote him. I wonâ€™t lie: ice melted.”
AWWW! I like Henry even more!