Jun 302008
 

 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 17:16 Trying unsucessfully for 7 years to style Henry. Just turned his nose up at a display of polos. Fuck. #  
  • 17:29 Watched an accidentally awesome porn last night. Juicy carrots and stuffed animals lost their innocence. #
  • 18:20 Henry just showed me this fat envelope full of every letter and note I ever wrote him. I won’t lie: ice melted. #
  • 18:43 There’s something about Sundays that make me want to eat grease, fat, and sugar and then wash it down with frozen daiquiris and pills. #
  • 09:57 Drive Like Jehu dance parties kill the shitty Monday despair. #

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  5 Responses to “Tweets in Soggy Flip Flops”

  1. You should write porn reviews.

  2. aw juicy carrots and henry being sweet?!?

  3. “Henry just showed me this fat envelope full of every letter and note I ever wrote him. I won’t lie: ice melted.”

    AWWW! I like Henry even more!

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