Tweets: Semi-Paralyzed

 tweets
Jul 152008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 17:54 At my brothers grad party and wished aloud to still be 18. Henry said "You pretty much are." #
  • 09:40 I took an immediate liking to one of Coreys friends yesterday. Of course it would be the guy who’s in and out of rehab. #
  • 14:33 My nerve is tired of being pinched. #
  • 14:52 Doctor Henry has been having me apply heat to back since last week. Today I learned from medical sources: heat is beat, ice is nice. #
  • 15:42 Oh god, doctor Henry is trying to drug me now. #
  • 16:23 Henry gave me a pill, said it was acetamiblahblah, waited until I swallowed and said "or it could have been stool softener." FUCKER. #
  • 17:25 Brutal desire to stick a fucking needle into where it hurts on my back. #
  • 21:37 Positive my kid just called me Erin. Thank god he doesn’t know that most people just call me ho. #
  • 23:41 Let the Rocky DeSade nightmares commence. #

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  2 Responses to “Tweets: Semi-Paralyzed”

  1. Bueno Mexicana says:
    July 15, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    14:33 My nerve is tired of being pinched.

    i hope the pill worked!
    well- as a pain reliever not as a stool softner.

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