Jul 252008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 14:09 Apparently there’s a Heavy Equipment School and it just so happens I want to learn to operate heavy equipment for my army.  #
  • 15:17 My heart won’t stop dropping. #
  • 16:02 When Henry commented on my weight loss, I said, "It’s from all the cocaine." He laughed, but there was a tinge of uncertainty there. #
  • 17:58 Tina is going to a Jamboree this weekend. Oh how I wish she’d invite me. I’d wear my best overalls and tuck a dandelion in my straw hat. #
  • 19:35 apparently for someone to touch my life, i must personally know them. be all bff’s and shit. #
  • 20:13 Figures, one week left of nightshift and I find a new desk from which to steal candy. CHOCOLATE EGGS. How’s a bitch gon’ steal on dayshift??  #
  • 22:54 I swear to shit someone keeps pulling my hair.#
     

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  3 Responses to “So You Think You Can Tweet”

  1. And before you ask:

    No, I’m not using cocaine.

  2. I swear I first read that as “I’d wear my best overalls and fuck a dandelion in my straw hat.” My first thought was “pixplzthxbai”. Because that would be awesome even though I’m not sure how you’d do it, what with the overalls ‘n’ all.

    By the way, it was me. I couldn’t help it, your hair is pretty.

    *tug*

  3. # 19:35 apparently for someone to touch my life, i must personally know them. be all bff’s and shit. #

    some people don’t have anyone touch them.
    how sad for them.

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