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tennis, squirrels, pigs, oh my
All I’ve been doing is frantically trying to preserve my vacation memories on here, but there is daily life crap that I want to also preserve because you know me and my memories, PICTURE THIS BLOG AS A CANNING FACTORY FOR MEMORY PRESERVES. Now “preserves” doesn’t sound right to me. I think I mentioned last […]
tuesday thingalings
I’m not tryna brag or anything but Chooch and I just came home from one of my best trips to the tennis courts yet. I am finally starting to get the power back in my forehands and Chooch was actually playing seriously and not acting like he was twirling around in a baseball field which […]
Friday Five: June Roundup
Here’s a round-up of June leftovers and whatever else from the desk of Erin R. Kelly, Unorganized Blogger. 1. Tennis You guys, I am having the BEST TIME revisiting my old tennis days. I was so worried that picking up a racket after all this time (since the late 90s!) would have me being absolutely […]
Friday (I’m in love) Five
Now that I wrote 3000 words about the Cure concert without ever actually talking about the Cure concert, here are five things about that night that don’t involve me flipping out over a ring. 1. burn Honestly one of my favorite songs, not just by the Cure, but of any artist of all time. Henry […]
Fryday (because It’s 90 degrees) Five
Here are some (FIVE TO BE EXACT) things that I have on my mind today: The First Ed Sheeran Song I’ve Liked (accidentally) OK look, I don’t specifically hate Ed Sheeran or anything. I think he is fine, he doesn’t bother me, but I also could not ever pick his voice out of a line-up. […]
Me, Musing on Monday
Me, telling Henry & Chooch what I want to do on Mother’s Day: “I want to go to Columbus, as we discussed. And then on Mother’s Day Eve—“ Chooch, while Henry mumbled similar sentiments: “NO. That is NOT a thing!” It is when you’re living under *my* roof, bitches. **** In other news, my blog […]
It’s Friday and I Have Five Fingers (Well, 10, But I Only Need Five For Friday Five)
I don’t have an intro. Let’s do it. Restaurant Crushes When I was younger, I was always having crushes on bus boys and waiters and various restaurants and when my Pappap would ask me where I wanted to eat after Saturday evening church, my current crush usually determined my answer. I remember PARTICULARLY being super […]
A Slow Sunday: Some Memories, Some Anxieties, Some Rants
Hello! I don’t really have anything exciting going on (“When do you?” asks everyone in the balcony in the back of my mind) but I have some downtime in between my v. busy morning of writing correspondence, exercising, making a breakfast smoothie (I can use a blender-thing now!) and watching NCT Dream fan cams from […]
Wow, a Friday 5
Some things I want to be rememberin’ JUST IN CASE: Easter 2023 This was the first year in quite some time where we didn’t really do anything for Easter. :( Henry and I got home from Chicago the night before, so we technically could have had a picnic or something, but who wants to be […]
Friday Fiver I’m a Surviver
Woo the end of another week! Now for a whiplash weekend and then right back on the hamster wheel. Well, here are five things. This time next week, I will be crying into my hands and also probably drowning on my tears because I will also be screaming at the same time WHY BECAUSE I […]
Two Non-Trash Items
Today was one of the least annoying days I’ve had in a bit. buy xifaxan online petalk.com/files/psd/xifaxan.html no prescription Too lazy to blog for real but I will give you a little succinct update spotlighting the two points of good news: After chooch got his MRI on Monday, the results were emailed to us and […]
friday fact factory
I don’t feel like counting today so let’s do freeform and not limit ourselves to just five things, k? I found out the other night that Henry has NEVER SEEN STEEL MAGNOLIAS. I am shook over this. I have been quoting from and referencing this movie ever since I saw it as a kid and […]
Five Fingerwritings* For Friday
*sorry I needed the alliteration, I CLAIM POETIC LICENSE. Since I have been sorting through boxes of my entire life’s history, I’ve been unearthing some really…interesting shit. I will say that the prospect of becoming a certified hoarder in my elder years has really terrified me into pitching a ton of stuff, mostly the boxes […]
Not a Friday Five.
sup internet people. this was supposed to be a friday five but then Chooch had a half day and went over to Carnegie Mellon University to play soccer which I knew was happening and he does this a lot so whatever. But then Henry called me around noon because he was on his way to […]
Friday Five: Get Yr Synth On
Billy, we got some straight up JAMS to listen to together today. During my work day, I tend to put on “retro synth” playlists on YouTube. Most of it is instrumental which is good for me because I need to con-cen-trate on what I’m doing or I will get yelled at. buy tadora online ncdsdental.com/wp-includes/SimplePie/Content/Type/php/tadora.html […]
Friday Felicitous Fives
No more moping. Here are five things that are bringing me the happies this week: Rewatching Laguna Beach and watching the Back to the Beach podcast videos with Kristin and Stephen on YouTube. I was so into this shit when it first aired on MTV. I mean, I had already graduated out of the show’s […]
Friday 5: FitTube Bangers
Happy Friday. I have a lot of heaviness on my mind today so I thought instead of being a downer, I will do a Friday Five featuring songs from YouTube workout videos that….live rent-free in my head. Ugh, I can’t believe I used that. But yeah, something different! Mixin’ it up! This is also for […]
Bulletpoint Bullshitpost
Here are some things that have happened lately. Um, you guys? I found out the other night that Henry had not only never played, but never HEARD OF the classic Nintendo game Dr. Mario?? That was literally one of my favorite Nintendo games ever, even more than Tetris. I used to lay in bed at […]
monday morsels
Hey from Pittsburgh. Today was actually quite action-packed as far as neighborhood dramzzzz goes but I will save that for maybe tomorrow because your girl’s gonna need more brain power as this will require some backstory for your reading pleasure. So, for today, I’m just checking in with some quick updates: CLIFF THE PLUMBER showed […]
Friday Frights (5)
A short one because this has been the opposite of a short week. 1. The Corey Show My bro Corey and I are avid Michael Myers simps and so obviously had to go to the theater to see the new Halloween which is also allegedly the last of the franchise (hmph we’ll see). We went […]

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