Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 10:20 Yes Chooch thats exactly what Nicotina was put on earth for, to model your blocks on her head. At least she got in a good 10yrs of peace.#
- 10:21 He held up his diaper wipes and announced very srsly, “These are for my poopy asshole.” FUUUUUCK.#
- 13:36 twitpic.com/17w6u – The Statue of Liberty is very sad today. #
- 22:12 East End Brewery linked to me in their newsletter. My blog stats haven’t spiked so hard since my last flame far. Thanks, Scott! #
- 10:57 Can never get enough Naked Eyes! Dance party! With a broken toe! #
- 12:16 twitpic.com/18afw – New artwork for the wall, a Choochie Pollack original. #
- 12:28 I love it when Chooch rips magazines out of my hands and starts pointing out the letters he knows. But then I’m like “ok, give it.” #
- 12:30 Life Lesson #236 From Mommy: Do not listen to what anyone says, Chooch; Phil Collins is awesome. Perhaps not so much the Disney stuff tho. #
- 17:33 Chooch had his first big kid puke session today. He’s highly disturbed by it, but I’m amazed it took this long to happen. #
- 18:30 Me: “Chooch, you’re sick. Lay down and rest.” Chooch: “No I play cars–BLARRRRFFFFF.” #
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