Jul 092014



You guys, I’m so excited to tell you about my friend Kendahl‘s brand new line of nail polish: Firecracker Lacquer! It was just officially launched for public consumption on July 1, but I have smugly been modeling a select few colors for a couple months now because I got it like that. And let me just tell you, I have squealed every time more arrived in the mail!

Ah, the benefits of having talented friends, you know?

And because Kendahl is so generous, she has offered to give away two bottles of the winner’s choice, right here on this old blog!

DISCLAIMER: I’m not exactly world-renown for my polish swatching skills. The below pictures are casual examples of how you can work various shades, but if you would like to see better representations, please check out Firecracker Lacquer on Etsy! The swatches there are gorgeous and professional-looking and not like someone let their club-handed, blind milkmaid paint their nails for them. (I’m just always in a hurry, OK!?)


So here you will find PINK! over top of some random Sephora brand green. I love PINK! as a topper because it works over pretty much anything and it’s so PINK and sparkly, like Barbie’s hopes and dreams all ground-up and paper-shredded and crammed into a bottle. Every time I wear it, I feel like I’m going to a birthday party but then I remember I don’t have any friends. :(

Just kidding. I have a few that I found on Craigslist.


Oh man, this one is my favorite. A planetary homage, it’s called Your Mom I Thought I Was Big Enough, a beautiful shimmery mauve exploding with multi-colored glitter. Here I have it over top of a Sephora brand black and the dimensions on this polish is staggering. It has a different look depending on which why the light hits it and sometimes I get distracted and will catch myself sitting there, tilting my hand from one side to the other, watching the color shift. Over black, it’s like a ready-to-go galaxy mani.

Here’s the official description, because I don’t know all that fancy polish lingo:

Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough is a multi-chrome lacquer, shifting through blue, purple, orange, and red. It’s also got a smattering of linear holographic as well as some holographic glitter.

It does shift! I really does do that and it’s so incredible to watch. I hear that this is a dream over top navy blue, also.


Here it is with no base color, alongside Punked on my accent nail. It reminds me of a chiffon dress that someone might wear to a Golden Girls-themed dance. That color just screams BLANCHE DEVEREAUX to me for some reason.



And here we have Frosting over top of a Sephora brand pink. It works best as a topper, but I wore a couple coats of it with no base and it was just as glorious. It’s like wearing crushed diamonds on my fingertips! Flashy enough for Rihanna to wear to Barbados, yet still classy to wear to a funeral. (I guess?) Jesus says so.

I tried to get Henry to let me paint his nails last night, but he was like, “Seriously? I think I do enough for you.” So I gave him a reprieve for this go-around. Then I spent all morning at work hounding Glenn to be my hand model but he doesn’t like having fun. He did seem mildly interested in the polishes though and even picked one up for closer examination on one of his walks past my desk. Just give in to it, Glenn.

(If this is your first time visiting the garbage dump of words that is Oh Honestly, Erin, Glenn is my work frenemy and I’m constantly on the prowl for new ways to make his days suck. I’m a good person.)



My work friend Nate was much more agreeable and offered up a fingernail to be slathered with Crawlin’ Queen. Nail polish remover was provided, but he decided to leave it on so he could show it off in an afternoon meeting. THAT IS A REAL MAN. Take some notes, Glenn.

I really think Crawlin’ Queen is a great polish for a man: the gray is just masculine enough to complement the lovely blue and pink speckles. It’s so CREAMY. I’m sure Nate will agree.

OK, now for the part where WINNING is involved. If you would like to try your hand at winning two bottles of this brand new line of nail polish, just fill out the form below.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

The giveaway starts NOW and will run until Monday, July 14th, where I will pick a winner at the arbitrary hour of 7PM EST. Please make sure you include a valid email address when you enter, so that I won’t accidentally be emailing some Appalachian manure packager to see what two polishes he would like. But hey, your loss, his gain!

  52 Responses to “Firecracker Lacquer Freaking Awesome Amazing Giveaway!”

  1. As a polishaholic I have to say I love Pink! and Girl Fight, but I think they all look awesome :) I just can’t get enough polish :)

  2. Love the your mom thought I was big enough! :)

  3. My favorite is Girl Fight.

  4. Oh pretty colors
    Look how my nails sparkle bright
    Thanks for the free ones!

  5. I love Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough! Cute name too :)

  6. girl fight!

  7. I love Girl fight

  8. Your Mom I Thought I Was Big Enough and Frosting are both fun polishes!
    I would love to win!

  9. I love her polishes, but I think Frosting and Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough are my favorites! :)

  10. Your Mom Thought I was Big Enough looks truly unique!

  11. I checked Etsy and love Punk. :)

  12. I have punked and pink, but I want more! I think Pink is my fave though!

  13. I like Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough.

  14. I love her launch shades

  15. Punked And Pink

  16. You’re Mom Thought I Was Big enough, because I’m the Mom, and I damn well still think poor Pluto is big enough. LONG LIVE THE PLANET PLUTO!!!

  17. Punked and penguin parade

  18. I think my favorite would be “Girl Fight”. I love this sparkly pink color!

  19. Punked is awesome! i am a nail polish fanatic and just love that!

  20. Kendahl is the most awesomest friend a gal could ask for!! She’s sunny (and funny), talented and super gorgeous!! Her polishes are all so pretty and I’m very lucky to have her in my life as a bestie. :)

  21. Punked looks really cool!

  22. I like the Girl Fight – Full Size Hand Blended Nail Lacquer

  23. Ooo! Punked is really pretty! I love that sparkle against the dark base.

  24. So pretty and sparkly!

  25. This is the best review of her line I’ve read thus far. (I’m not entering, FYI, since I have a bunch already and it wouldn’t be fair) You’re description of the Pink! one; “like Barbie’s hopes and dreams all ground-up and paper-shredded and crammed into a bottle” is awesome.

    You’re mom thought I was big enough is definitely the best holo polish I’ve tried and I’m not just saying that.

  26. i like punked

  27. I love frosting and your mom.. but they are all so fun!

  28. My fave is girl fight. I love my nail polish.

  29. I like Punked!

  30. My favorite is Punked.

  31. Girl Fight is my favorite so far. I can’t wait to see what else she comes out with!

  32. Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough!

  33. My favorite is Girl Fight.

  34. I love the color Punked but Oceans Deep is a close second.

  35. As a total nail polish whore…er…I mean hoarder I was very happy to see a new brand to lust after. I’m gonna have to say that Punked is my fave but they are all super pretty!

  36. I like the color girl fight.

  37. I like Crawlin’ Queen, Punked, and Starry Sky.

  38. I love Your Mom Thought I Was Big Enough!

  39. I like Girl Fight

  40. My favorite is Girl Fight!

  41. I love Starry Sky.

  42. i love the pink one! but i could really see my little girls bugging me to use the green the sparkles stand out the best on it!

  43. Toss up between Penguin Parade & Crawlin’ Queen!

  44. Your Mom I Thought I Was Big Enough

  45. Girl Fight – Full Size Hand Blended Nail Lacquer is my favorite!

  46. Crawlin Queen!

  47. Your mom thought I was big enough! looks gorgeous

  48. I love Starry Sky!

  49. Penguin parade!

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