Nov 16
Harangue Henry
(I was hoping to have a reason to recycle this photo!)
My friend Brandy is having her blog readers ask her husband questions, and I think that’s a really fun-sounding idea and I want to play too! Even though I don’t have one of those HUSBANDS. Besides, Henry owes me for never making good on his promise to guest-post. (I’m imagining Henry flicking open a scroll of my own empty promises.)
Ask him anything! What it was like to have a porn wound. How badly he wants to kill himself every year at Warped Tour. Things about being IN THE SERVICE (his favorite topic!).
You ask all the questions and then I will interrogate him and post his answers on Friday. And believe me, I will do whatever it takes to get The Answers.
Totally go check out Brandy’s blog, too! It’s a smorgasbord of married-life hilarity, DIY-projects and adorable photos of her dog. I’ve been having a fun time getting to know her over the last few months!
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Erin, I’d like Henry to tell us what he would most miss about you if something happened tomorrow and you were gone.
So many to list, but as long as she doesnt read this ,I’ll say all the phone calls I get during the day most of which involve her having the “worst day ever!” or barking orders at me(like I actually listen) like a drill sargent. Aww hell I would just miss her all together!
now tell the truth =) ive been there, remember!?
i mean, i missed her when she first moved out but by the time i got home (hehe) i was like Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss! just kidding sweety =)
Oh, burn!
You missed me for about a minute until you realized you now had a place to hang out when you wanted to leave the house, lol.
But obviously you DO listen!
Did he ever get hit on by another man while in the service?
No, and I don’t know why.
I’ll get the truth out of him, Tracey!
Dang, I don’t know why, either. I’d have tried to hit it if I were a dude!
I love this idea! Paul is so much more popular and charming than I am, he would probably just take my whole blog over and it would be followed by tons of swooning old ladies telling him how he looks like Joaquin Phoenix.
Hmmm. I have 2 questions for Henry.
1. Did he get those scene glasses that you picked out for him?
2. What’s the best thing about being a dad?
Quit being a question hog you only get one per comment!
And yes I did pick out the Cool glasses
Why don’t you have one of those husbands? What’s up with that, Henry?
GOOD QUESTION!
Maybe I should have read the directions first!
I’m dying over that picture of you Henry. I’m almost choked to death on my coffee when I saw it. I’m going to have get back to you on the questions when I get off of work.
Thanks Erin for your kind words!
No problem! I love your blog:)
Remember when I thought you hated me? Lol!
Haha! That was one of those weeks I thought the entire world hated me yet I was just pissing people off left and right!
How did you get the glitter to stick on the marshmallows?
What song would you use to decribe Erin?
Tell a story of one of the most exciting days you had in “The Service”.
Who is your stylist? PS Love the symbolism of finger placement!!! :^P
1. What is your favorite flavor of Faygo?
2. Actually…I do want to know what you did in THE SERVICE.
If you were a hip-hop star, what would your name be and why?
Ok Henry, can I address you by your first name? I know we’re not tight and all but I’d like to pretend.
How many M&M’s can you stuff in your mouth at one time? and
When you off Erin and end up on death row for it what would your last meal be?
What do you love about yourself?
This is not a question, rather a DEMAND. Tell Uncle Joe he NEEDS to =bring me that circular bread with the dip inside A . S . A . P . he said he’d bring it on my birthday and never did. D:<
What is your dream job Henry? hhhhmmmm????????
Henry – If you were to cook Erin a romantic four-course meal…what would you serve?