Jan 3

Another reason to hate Henry

When I came home from work yesterday, I was telling Henry how I taught Kim to say ‘two thousand double quad’ (she won’t say it).

"Is that even right?" he asked. "I mean, couldn’t that actually mean 2044?"

"No!" I cried, blood rising to my face. "Four doubled is eight! Double quad!"

But he kept going on, analyzing it from every angle. "I knew there’d be one motherfucker in the crowd who had to question it…." I muttered in defeat.

"And I’m that motherfucker, yay!" Henry cheered, before leaving for work.

10 comments

10 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana January 4th, 2008 7:07 am

    you DID anticipate that some IDIOT might think of 2044… and then you also said, (with my heavy approval), that if they do… THEY’RE FUCKING STUPID.

    i never thought it would be henry. *gasp*

  2. merrymerry January 4th, 2008 3:02 pm

    ha ha………………

    *sigh*

    oh that henry…

  3. Janelle January 5th, 2008 8:49 am

    “And I’m that motherfucker!”

    LOL

  4. you guys are assholes October 28th, 2008 11:35 am

    No one wants to say two thousand double quad you fucking dumbass

  5. Tuna Tar-Tart October 28th, 2008 11:43 am

    Irony. Learn ye some.

  6. buenomexicana October 28th, 2008 2:23 pm

    who is an asshole??!?!??!?!

    is that ALL you think about???!??!

    pretty, pink, cum-filled assholes?!??!?

    hammerin’ hank?! i saw his tranny porn!!!

  7. Hammerin' Hank October 29th, 2008 11:24 am

    You…watch transsexual porn?

  8. buenomexicana October 29th, 2008 11:41 am

    yes i do!!!

    i just love a good little tranny
    especially one that will let me
    rape their anal cavity.

    i saw you take that hammer up your ass with such great pleasure-
    (which, i suppose is where you got the name)…
    so don’t act like you won’t take my giant dildo.

    plz wear stockings!!!@#@!@!!!@@!

  9. Hammerin' Hank October 28th, 2008 11:37 am

    Hello, my name is Henry and I thouroughly disagree with the title of this blog. I’m sitting next to the dude who left the comment before me GGAAAA!! and I completely agree. You guys are bitches of the highest order.

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart October 28th, 2008 11:42 am

    That is really awesome that you stopped sucking dick long enough to leave me a comment!! WOO HOO FUCKING FAGS IN THE HOUSE!

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