Jan 22

Inspirational Shit

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Today I was inspired to:

1. Resurrect "Peace out, Girl Scout!" as an exiting salutation.

2. Possibly submit some of my super gay short stories to an online publication.

3. Write raps again.

4. Incite flame wars on a regular basis because the last one spiked the shit out of my stats. (It wasn’t even a particularly fiery one, either.)

5. Make my own sandwich to take to work.

6. Talk to strangers more often. Preferrably ones that loiter under bridges and in front of abortion clinics.

What are your inspirations for today?

18 comments

18 Comments so far

  1. Samantha January 22nd, 2008 9:09 pm

    If I had to pick just one, I really like the Franklin’s Bar story.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart January 22nd, 2008 9:28 pm

    Ooh, I forgot about that one!

  3. Janna January 22nd, 2008 11:49 pm

    I seriously haven’t heard “Peace out, Girl Scout” in way more than a decade until this afternoon. What an awesome way to end that particular rap.

    Well, one thing is that I was inspired to go back and read some of your old stories.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart January 22nd, 2008 11:51 pm

    remember when you called my hoodie a sweatshirt and i acted all offended? i’m an asshole. lol.

  5. Janna January 22nd, 2008 11:52 pm

    Yeah and I believed you were offended too. I’m prepared to never say sweatshirt EVER again.

  6. Pynk January 23rd, 2008 7:05 am

    My boss’ son, who is currently picking bananas on a farm (?) (plantation?) in Australia used to say “Peace out, Girl Scout”. He spoke with the stereotypical lisp and used to make the peace sign and snap and sashay away. He also used to tell everyone his sister was “from another mister” because she had an odd name (Tamika), which didn’t fit into their German background. He was very Carson Cressley.

    No hard feelings about your rap. Of course it was brilliant, but it’s never been my thing and I would have contributed much less to that journal than I do to either of these, in quantity and quality.

  7. Tuna Tar-Tart January 23rd, 2008 8:14 am

    My rap journal is just a bunch of inside jokes that only about 5 people get anyway, so I don’t expect anyone to really care, don’t worry. I don’t honestly think I’m a rapper or anything!

  8. Amy January 23rd, 2008 7:15 pm

    Um. That rap was hilarious.

  9. Tuna Tar-Tart January 23rd, 2008 7:17 pm

    Thanks! It only took about a minute to write. I had an excellent muse.

  10. Amy January 23rd, 2008 7:43 pm

    Wait, I can’t see it now! I wanted to show John.

  11. Tuna Tar-Tart January 23rd, 2008 8:01 pm

    I made it private so his loser Internet friends will stop stealing photos of my friends. It was there long enough for him to see it, lol.

  12. Bueno Mexicana January 23rd, 2008 8:10 pm

    my inspiration is to eat a whole lot of cheeseburgers.

  13. Tuna Tar-Tart January 23rd, 2008 8:21 pm

    oh the lulz they have given us! this has been the funniest week (well, on our parts).

    but wait — u mean that macro didn’t make u cryz0rz????

  14. Janna January 23rd, 2008 8:36 pm

    You might be able to market it- LOLChristinas and become the new big thing on the interwebz.

  15. Bueno Mexicana January 23rd, 2008 8:40 pm

    no… the macro only made me hungry!!!!!

  16. Bueno Mexicana January 23rd, 2008 8:43 pm

    that’s a fantastic idea janna…
    let’s work on that!

  17. Amelia January 25th, 2008 4:56 pm

    I am inspired to punch some bitches in their faces, but I’m attempting to quash that.

    I am also inspired to drive to Pittsburgh. Huh.

  18. Tuna Tar-Tart January 25th, 2008 5:00 pm

    PLZ!!!!!!

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