late night negotiations

Henrying

May 172008

“What do you want from me?”

“Love and understanding.”

“Well…I can give you more blow jobs?”

2 Responses to “late night negotiations”

Leota says:

May 18, 2008 at 1:42 am

AMEN SISTA!

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Bueno Mexicana says:

May 18, 2008 at 10:20 am

you are such a man.

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