Jun 032008
Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:02 I’m a meat cleaver believer #
- 17:36 forgot to shake Henry for change before coming to work. i’m slipping. #
- 17:56 Could be in best mood, then Chris Garneau covering Elliott Smith comes on random = heartbreak cocktail with a twisted suicide garnish. #
- 18:13 If someone should get Henry a gravy separater for his bday, would he feel inspired to make more gravy? CHOCOLATE VODKA GRAVY? I wonder. #
- 20:42 Collin said that Henry looks good for his age, but would probably look even better if he didn’t live with me. Oh, laffs. #
- 21:39 SUCK A DICK, DETROIT. #
- 23:38 For someone who doesn’t even like hockey, Tina sure has a lot to say about it.#
- 00:26 How am I supposed to sleep after this? I guess it’ll be a good time to finally open that meth lab I’ve been dreaming of. #
- 00:47 FUCKING AMEN!!!!!!!!! #
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5 Responses to “Near-Suicide Tweets: Stanley Cup Edition”
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gravy seperator…. would henry really want that???
or- is that just you?
GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meat cleavers own!
oh and also- fuck tina.
Just me! Imagine all the non-gravy substances you could separate.
HEY!!!! You might hurt somebody’s feelings (and you’re still going to lose).
I still love ya! :)