Jun 032008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:02 I’m a meat cleaver believer #
  • 17:36 forgot to shake Henry for change before coming to work. i’m slipping. #
  • 17:56 Could be in best mood, then Chris Garneau covering Elliott Smith comes on random = heartbreak cocktail with a twisted suicide garnish. #
  • 18:13 If someone should get Henry a gravy separater for his bday, would he feel inspired to make more gravy? CHOCOLATE VODKA GRAVY? I wonder. #
  • 20:42 Collin said that Henry looks good for his age, but would probably look even better if he didn’t live with me. Oh, laffs. #
  • 21:39 SUCK A DICK, DETROIT. #
  • 23:38 For someone who doesn’t even like hockey, Tina sure has a lot to say about it.#
  • 00:26 How am I supposed to sleep after this? I guess it’ll be a good time to finally open that meth lab I’ve been dreaming of. #
  • 00:47 FUCKING AMEN!!!!!!!!! #

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  5 Responses to “Near-Suicide Tweets: Stanley Cup Edition”

  1. gravy seperator…. would henry really want that???
    or- is that just you?

    GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    meat cleavers own!

  2. HEY!!!! You might hurt somebody’s feelings (and you’re still going to lose).

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