Jun 122008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 15:26 Chooch talks like a Canadian. #
  • 17:53 I wish my ring could squirt poison. #
  • 18:50 Tina just asked me why I’m sitting on my knees. I AM SO SCRUTINIZED UP IN THIS JOINT. #
  • 20:51 Totally threw off Tina by telling her I have a girlfriend. It was awesome. #
  • 21:18 When ppl try to avoid junk food I suggest picturing candy bars stuffed into the bloated carcass of a dead hooker, throw in some shit & worms #

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  4 Responses to “Pickled Tweets”

  1. chooch must like hockey.

    god, tina is infatuated with you for sure.
    especially now.

  2. Oh Lord……

    Tina probably just expanded her “I Heart Erin” bulletin board area to an entire wall-sized shrine.

    I’m scared for you.

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