Jun 12 2008

Pickled Tweets

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 15:26 Chooch talks like a Canadian. #
  • 17:53 I wish my ring could squirt poison. #
  • 18:50 Tina just asked me why I’m sitting on my knees. I AM SO SCRUTINIZED UP IN THIS JOINT. #
  • 20:51 Totally threw off Tina by telling her I have a girlfriend. It was awesome. #
  • 21:18 When ppl try to avoid junk food I suggest picturing candy bars stuffed into the bloated carcass of a dead hooker, throw in some shit & worms #

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4 comments

4 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana June 12th, 2008 10:35 pm

    chooch must like hockey.

    god, tina is infatuated with you for sure.
    especially now.

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart June 13th, 2008 2:55 pm

    I dunno, she’s not talking to me after the big blow out last night.

  3. merrymerry June 13th, 2008 1:44 pm

    Oh Lord……

    Tina probably just expanded her “I Heart Erin” bulletin board area to an entire wall-sized shrine.

    I’m scared for you.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart June 13th, 2008 2:54 pm

    she was insinuating that I’m a prude and it pissed me off so bad!!

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