Tweets in Soggy Flip Flops

Jun 30

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

17:16 Trying unsucessfully for 7 years to style Henry. Just turned his nose up at a display of polos. Fuck. #
17:29 Watched an accidentally awesome porn last night. Juicy carrots and stuffed animals lost their innocence. #
18:20 Henry just showed me this fat envelope full of every letter and note I ever wrote him. I won’t lie: ice melted. #
18:43 There’s something about Sundays that make me want to eat grease, fat, and sugar and then wash it down with frozen daiquiris and pills. #
09:57 Drive Like Jehu dance parties kill the shitty Monday despair. #

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5 comments

5 Comments so far

MotherBonnie June 30th, 2008 4:55 pm

You should write porn reviews.
Tuna Tar-Tart June 30th, 2008 6:31 pm

Oh shiiiii that would be fun.
Bueno Mexicana June 30th, 2008 5:14 pm

aw juicy carrots and henry being sweet?!?
Tuna Tar-Tart June 30th, 2008 6:33 pm

It’s a lethal combo.
Alyson Hell July 3rd, 2008 6:50 am

“Henry just showed me this fat envelope full of every letter and note I ever wrote him. I wonâ€™t lie: ice melted.”

AWWW! I like Henry even more!