Does anyone reading this live in Lexington, KY? And if so, do you like me enough to do me a favor that
a) does not involve you spending your own money;
b) does not involve prostitution rings;
c) will not get you killed;
d) will be duly rewarded;
e) does not entail you giving me lodging and breakfast in bed;
f) will make me the happiest girl in the world?
Edit: never mind, dreams dashed.