Chronically Annoyed Tweets

Jul 20

Category: tweets

Urgent. Will die without reading.

09:56 and hey, the walls are going back up. #
18:52 I like how GayT&T waits until AFTER I pay my balance to suspend my service. And by AFTER I mean THREE HOURS AFTER. #
19:37 A good way to kill yourself might be choking on a handful of wasabi peas. Oh, nevermind; I thought you were asking. #
20:25 I hate when I mistake my bangs for a nimble assassin, creepin’ on ah come up. #
21:37 SaucAY. #
21:29 A thought: Perhaps if I stop sitting at my desk like a five-year-old, I might stop falling out of my seat so much. #
22:24 I’m pratfalling all OVER this bitch tonight. I feel like I should travel with a laugh track.#

08:42 Deer urine is available for purchase???? I learn A LOT from Henry. #
09:11 Chooch is afraid of ice cream scoopers for some reason. Probably not bc I said I was going to scoop his eyes out with it though.#
09:43 Lewis acquired a new friend today. His name is Jonny. I predict some fabulous double dutch in the fyootcha. #
12:43 I never knew TicTacs could sound so nerve-raping until one wound up in Chooch’s mouth. #

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9 Comments so far

Bueno Mexicana July 20th, 2008 2:17 pm

death by wasabi peas.

noted.
Tuna Tar-Tart July 21st, 2008 10:54 am

MURDER by wasabi peas, perhaps.
Leota July 20th, 2008 4:14 pm

I almost choked on a wasabi pea. I inhaled the wasabi and the vapors got up the back of my nose, what a horrible feeling. You could totally die if you stuffed enough of them in your mouth.
Tuna Tar-Tart July 21st, 2008 10:55 am

Seriously! That is one of the worst sensations.
Pynk July 21st, 2008 7:33 am

Deer urine stinks to high heaven, too!

My father buys it for hunting and one time he came home with his gear, and it had leaked in his bag. It’s nearly as bad as skunk.
Tuna Tar-Tart July 21st, 2008 10:56 am

Oh god that sounds awful! I honestly never knew that hunters used animal pee until Saturday when I saw a sign and turned to the omniscient Hoover for confirmation.
Pynk July 21st, 2008 11:06 am

And now I found out there are even different scents! This site made me laugh, just to hear the accents. http://www.harmondeerscents.com/
Alyson Hell July 21st, 2008 7:38 am

“Deer urine is available for purchase???? I learn A LOT from Henry.”

*losing it*

He knows about moss AND hunting!
Tuna Tar-Tart July 21st, 2008 10:57 am

He really is a wealth of knowledge! Who knew?!? Imagine what he can teach us at Kara’s wedding!