Aug 15 2008

expanding my card line, apparently

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A girl on Etsy asked me yesterday if I had any Virgin Mary birthday cards, having seen the Mary and Jesus Halloween cards I sell. I didn’t actually have any, but felt inspired so I hurried up and whipped one up. She actually bought it, too, which surprised me.

The inside says: “Though it won’t be awesome as my son’s.” The two other versions are: “Hopefully God doesn’t knock you up” and “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

I also added a Ted Bundy general “thinking of you” card.

ted bundy

The inside says, “…and how this piece of nylon would look wrapped around your neck.”

I love Ted Bundy. I love making cards.

12 comments

12 Comments so far

  1. MotherBonnie August 15th, 2008 1:44 pm

    Hello, I LOVE THESE! Are you going to sell them in sets, by chance?

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart August 15th, 2008 7:00 pm

    Totally!

  3. Bueno Mexicana August 15th, 2008 2:08 pm

    omg!!! fucking fantastic…

    these cards are amzaing,
    the ted bundy thinking of you one is genius. :)

    i wish i knew cool people to give these too!!!

    well…. sue’s birthday is monday LOLzorz.

  4. Tuna Tar-Tart August 15th, 2008 7:01 pm

    Oh please send one to Mr. Graham!

  5. Pynk August 15th, 2008 3:34 pm

    I’m not sure what scares me more: that you make these so cleverly and with so much enthusiasm or that people buy them; at least the serial killer ones. The Virgin Mary one is great!

  6. Tuna Tar-Tart August 15th, 2008 7:02 pm

    Lol, thanks!

    Henry says the same thing all the time. He’s like, “I can’t believe there’s an actual market for these.”

  7. priest August 15th, 2008 6:45 pm

    Very nice!! eventually i’ll actually have to buy one of your cards…..eventually. Do you think the ted bundy one would be appropriate to give someone i went on a date with or would that be coming on to strong? :)

  8. Tuna Tar-Tart August 15th, 2008 7:00 pm

    SHIT, I would give you one FOR FREE if you promised to give it to a date! That would be so hilarious!

    I can picture Dennis giving it to one of his stalkees.

  9. Karen August 15th, 2008 8:16 pm

    rotflmao. These are ingenious! I should order some…

  10. Tuna Tar-Tart August 21st, 2008 12:26 pm

    You should!

  11. SWSNBN August 20th, 2008 9:31 pm

    “The inside says, “…and how this piece of nylon would look wrapped around your neck.””

    OMG! LOL!

    I can only type in three letter netspeak..oh wait. The spell is broken.

    Still very kick ass!

  12. Tuna Tar-Tart August 21st, 2008 12:26 pm

    Ha! Thank you, lady:)

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