Aug 172008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 23:26 Just laffed heartily at the Chinese vaulter who ass-slammed the mat & Henry freaked on me. “SHE MIGHT GET KILLED FOR THAT!!!!!” #
  • 08:18 Who knew eggs could taste like cardboard. #
  • 17:47 A new pair of shoes, and suddenly I’m smiling. #
  • 18:14 Chooch makes me look awesome by helping me send out illiterate texts. #
  • 19:42 Chooch is running in hysteric circles, car keys in hand, because he thinks he’s going to Budapest. #
  • 22:16 Phelps made me chug my wine. #
  • 22:22 Hereby petitioning to get jump roping in the Olympics. Then I’ll start training. With all the kids at the inner city playground. #
  • 11:32 Chooch makes me feel like I just lost a bar fight. #
  • 14:23 Everyone on the Croatian water polo team look like Freddy Mercury. #

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  2 Responses to “Compilation of Tweets”

  1. 19:42 Chooch is running in hysteric circles, car keys in hand, because he thinks he’s going to Budapest.

    i wonder who gave him that idea?

  2. “Chooch is running in hysteric circles, car keys in hand, because he thinks he’s going to Budapest.”

    *cracking up* Budapest!!!

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