Aug 242008

Your friends – you love them like family. But sometimes they get unruly, start making eyes at your human property, kill your goldfish, stretch out your fave shirt, leave you stranded in the drunk tank.

Sometimes they need a friendly reminder to keep their douche-osity in check before it spills out of the bag and needs a larger vessel, like a canoe. Send them this “Don’t be a douche canoe” note card to get your point across before they REALLY get out of hand and jack your car.

4.75×4.75 note card, blank inside, comes with envelope.

  5 Responses to “New Card – Don’t Be a Douche Canoe”

  1. haha!!!!!!

    I LOVE IT.

    i think i should send one to M.G.

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