Your friends – you love them like family. But sometimes they get unruly, start making eyes at your human property, kill your goldfish, stretch out your fave shirt, leave you stranded in the drunk tank.
Sometimes they need a friendly reminder to keep their douche-osity in check before it spills out of the bag and needs a larger vessel, like a canoe. Send them this “Don’t be a douche canoe” note card to get your point across before they REALLY get out of hand and jack your car.
I LOVE IT.
i think i should send one to M.G.
Oh shit, he would be the perfect recipient.
I never knew about this definition before:
A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.
So fantastically gross!
I’ve never even seen the term – it is always nice to start out the day with new slang!