Feb 7

Lizzie Borden Valentine + a photo of my ass

Category: Etsy Promo

I’ve been meaning to make a Lizzie Valentine for so long now and I finally got a chance to do so the other day. I’m very pleased with it!

Inside:

Go get yo’self one, fool! And check out my other new cards while you’re there.

And for kicks, here is a picture of my ass from when I stayed at the Lizzie Borden Bed and Breakfast in 2003.

I would like to go back in time and curbstomp my 23-year-old self for saying shit like, “OMG MY ASS LOOKS LIKE THE SIDE OF A BARN.” Fuck you, 2003 Erin.

There was no point* to this, other than I just came across it on Flickr. Now I’m going to lament over my current ass’s girth. Carry on.

*(Lies. I just wanted to lure people over here.)

4 comments

4 Comments so far

  1. Andrea February 8th, 2012 12:51 am

    So I’m wondering what you’re doing in this photo…it looks like prayers or a lost contact lens?

  2. Tuna Tar-Tart February 8th, 2012 4:44 am

    Oh haha! I’m reenacting the famous stepmom death pose. Henry did the dad on the couch pose but I couldnt find that one at work.

  3. Tuna Tar-Tart February 8th, 2012 4:51 am

    She was wearing a dress and it was all ass-up, so I exaggerated mine a bit.

  4. John February 8th, 2012 7:59 am

    Well, promises of butt shots do work to increase traffic to any site…

    and Kudos for you for actually putting it on there…you don’t want to disappoint the people you lure here with promises of ass by not giving it to them… :)

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