Sometimes I sit here and watch 9767896 videos of live Emarosa and Dance Gavin Dance performances because I’m so afraid I will never get to hear Jonny sing in person ever again. PLEASE STOP SHOOTING UP, JONNY CRAIG.
In other news, I got my hair chopped off the other day. It’s not man-short, but the longest layers skim my chin. I asked Chooch the next day if he liked it, and without even looking at me, he said, “No.” Granted, he is very surly in the morning, but he is also HONEST. So I was pretty bummed. Right before I took him to school, I prodded him some more.
“Do you think it’s better or worse than before?” I asked, like my future on America’s Next Top Model is on the line.
Watching the news (he watches the news every morning now and is really interested in what the “traffics” is like), he sighed and said, “Well, did you like your hair before?”
I thought about this for a few seconds. My hair was getting to be too long and the ends were pretty obliterated. The color was bland, too. “No,” I answered him confidently.
“Well, then I guess it’s better,” he said in a tone that implied, “Good job, you just answered your own question.”
Naturally, 80% of the office freaked out over it (except for WENDY WHO DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!!) and you all know how much I love to be gang-praised. Which is to say, as much as I like to be gang-raped. I think I had longer conversations about it with the boys though, which was kind of weird. Chris even stopped bouncing his fucking orange ball long enough to put his hands under his chin and call me adorable. BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT EVERY GROWN WOMAN WANTS TO HEAR.
No really, I’m OK with “adorable.” When you have the face of a turtle, you will take whatever complimentary handout you can get.
Probably the fact that I pull unflattering faces should be my main concern of model-rejection, not my hairstyle.
I like your hair. *two thumbs up*
Thank you, thank you! What do 5-year-olds know anyway, right? ;)
LUV it! You’re beautiful…
I love your hair! I love the color, I love the style.
Yo’ hair is fly!!!!! Really. Good call. It’s a great frame for your face. I can’t do straight because my face is so square, I look like a Lego maxifigure without some fluff.
Men (even little ones) never know what to say when women ask for beauty opinions. Which can be problematic for those of us with no sisterwives.
I think it’s really cute!
I just want to say that I also think I have the face of a turtle, sister from another mister!!!!
THANK YOU for not saying “no, you don’t!” liek everyone else does, like it’s a bad thing to look like a turtle! :)