Hi. It’s like the middle of November. Do you know where your holiday cards are?

Now’s a good time to start thinking about shit like that, you know? Get it out of the way so you have more time to get blitzed off egg nog. I’m currently running a promotion for my serial killer cards where you can get a set of 10 for $25. (They’re $5/ea, normally.) These cards are big and sturdy, made from heavy cardstock and some even come with a cute little poem to help further spread the holiday cheer. A lot of time and retardation is spent on these.

Choose from:

Lizzie Borden
Richard Ramirez
Albert Fish
Jeffrey Dahmer
Elizabeth Bathory
Ed Gein
John Wayne Gacy
Ted Bundy
BTK
Berkowitz

Check it out!