Sep 282008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 14:04 You know how when you bash someones head with a cinder block, it sounds like cracking a hardboiled egg, but amplified? Yeah, me neither. #
  • 14:06 I wonder if henry resents that blake is a billion times more awesome than him. #
  • 15:23 We’re here. And it has balloons. #
  • 15:39 Blake: all italian ppl do is eat food and listen to accordian music. #
  • 17:35 Blake, to me: “you should go to where my mom works. The fries are good.” Yeah, let me just walk right in. #
  • 17:39 We are at kings and I’m making janna ask for separate checks bc she’s not a part of this family. #
  • 18:01 Janna keeps ogling my slaw and chooch is fisting salted fruit. #
  • 21:12 Henry sent me 2 the store 2 get cookie ingredients. Thankfully Janna & Blake came also 2 ensure I didn’t get makings 4 a bomb instead. #
  • 22:17 We’re making cookies. Mine are the vagina monlogues while blake and janna focus primarily on STDs. #
  • 22:22 “Here 15-year-old, find pictures of STDs.” “OK.” #
  • 22:31 Thought Blake said “let’s have a race 4 abstinance” but it was “earl grey is 4 assholes” This was right after he & Janna argued abt HPV. #
  • 22:33 I looked at the computer screen and thought, “wow THOSE stds are pretty!” but apparently Blake moved on to looking at gauges 4 his ears. #
  • 22:44 Henry just came home, saw batch I made. “I told u these cookies spread!” I said: “oh I didn’t know what that meant” #
  • 22:48 NOW WE’RE HAVING A TEA PARTY. Henry just asked “what, are u guys having a big gay tea party?” #
  • 23:21 twitpic.com/dlfg – New fall style #
  • 23:29 Blake: I’m gonna make this penis bloody as fuck. #
  • 23:33 twitpic.com/dlhu – Henrys bleeding ‘gina. #
  • 00:00 Janna’s eating anal discharge. #
  • 10:58 Its amazing how Saturday can be so awesome and then Sunday has to go and suck dick right from the start. #

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  3 Responses to “Hyperactively Immature Tweets”

  1. 22:44 Henry just came home, saw batch I made. “I told u these cookies spread!” I said: “oh I didn’t know what that meant”

    of course they spread- they’re STD’S.

  2. Please post pictures of the cookies!

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