Sep 7

Prospective Interview Subject: BARB

Yesterday at work, Barb was going through a box of holiday decorating junk that she keeps on her desk for no good reason other than to make people speculate if she’s a hoarder. She started pulling out random Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindoor sundry and admitted to no one and everyone at once that she has a huge collection of this shit in her closet at home.

“What, are you trying to be the next roadside attraction?” I asked. She laughed, but all the while her eyes had this thoughtful, faraway glaze to them like she was actually considering this.

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This, among other odd and mysterious cogs in her psyche, made me think that she would make an excellent interview subject.

“Let me shadow you for a day!” I pleaded, but she tried to dissuade me by stressing that if it was on a non-workday, I’d mostly be watching her sleep. “Well then, let me do it on a day you go to the grocery store or something!” I suggested, even though that would be just as boring as watching her sleep, unless she “accidentally” fell into the meat slicer.

She hasn’t agreed yet but she also hasn’t flat out said no, and I do have her address so stalking is always an option.

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Anyway, who out there would be interested in reading about what Barb does during the day, how many kitten videos she watches per week on YouTube, and what happened to her as a child to make her hate Bill Paxton so much? I even promise not to call it “The Life of (Barb) Riley.”

A little while later, Barb was watching some video on her computer and I got all excited, thinking it was a tutorial on display cases for her Rudolph museum, but it was really just some boring-sounding guy droning on about the screen on the new Kindle.

Who watches shit like that? Perhaps Barb can tell us when I interview her.

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3 Comments so far

  1. Seri-Barb's biggest fan September 7th, 2012 6:03 pm

    Yes, yes yes! And yes! Barb-are you reading this? Do you hear me? I need this interview to happen. Ask Erin-I adore you, and think this needs to happen. What kind of cereal does Barb buy at the store when she grocery shops? Does the toilet paper in her house roll under or over? Do the ruldolph things come alive at night when no one’s looking? Come on Barb-I let you eat tea sandwiches in a mausoleum, or however it’s spelled….the least you could do is give an interview.:) Please?

  2. Andrea September 7th, 2012 6:30 pm

    More Barb, please. I think you should do a full 24 hours!

  3. kendahl September 9th, 2012 12:40 pm

    Yes! I’d love to read about Barb!

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