Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 16:33 So obsessed with bait shops. Want to interview bait shop owner. Do not know why. #
- 10:17 I want to start my own bowling team. #
- 10:17 Is bowling hard to learn? #
- 13:41 How did I never learn how to cut a goddamn apple? #
- 09:46 Accidentally lingered on Barney for a second too long. Chooch yelled “hey who’s that?” b4 settling in to watch, big smile on face. FUCK. #
- 11:56 My devil & angel aren’t perched on my shoulders; they’re sumo wrestling in my brain. #
- 10:29 Just whiddled a fiddle from a dead man. Now to find a nun to play it. #
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