Yesterday I went to castle blood for their valentine show and there were a lot of pop-up monsters and Janna’s fortune didn’t love her and daddy peed his pants! Daddy got yelled at for not turning off his phone and mommy was not awesome the whole time. I was awesome the whole time and I got to rip a heart out of a monster and it said I never loved you any way! Katelyn (my frenemy) gave me cookies and love potion.

Today Mommy had to get her dumb fruit and Daddy acted like a idiot who is at work and he knows everything about the weird Asian market and it smells like fish in there

They still won’t let me get a durian!!!!!