Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 17:57 I think I just got asked out and I’m lol’ing internally. #
- 21:12 I’m just going to let Chooch name all of my paintings from now on. #
- 23:15 If u ever wanted to know what I was like as a young lass (& still) watch Jon&Kate+8. Mady is me. I am Mady. #
- 23:46 Speaking of peeing, I wish I had some almonds. #
- 11:28 God you hear one song and it just ruins the whole day. #
- 17:51 One of the guys at work told me I look like Alice in Wonderland. I blushed because my mind goes right to the porn version. Of course. #
- 22:03 I’d be drafting my suicide note right now if I was an Islander. #
- 10:37 My surly son allowed 10 sec of cuddling b4 realizing what was going on & shouted, “No, go!” Now he’s off yonder calling cats assholes. #
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