Jan 272009

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:58 Henry is sick for the first time in 4 years & I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. He asked for an aspirin & i couldn’t handle it. So I threw it at him.  ****
  • 17:04 I hope he’s well enough to make us dinner. Jesus Christ. Chooch and I just might die. #
  • 19:13 Henry is making me go to the store to get stuff for his faux-fever. UNREAL. #
  • 19:16 He doesn’t look very sick to me. #
  • 21:55 And I just know that piece of shit-caked condom got me sick. And by that I mean Henry got me sick, not fecal play. #
  • 22:54 There is no such thing as being “too sick” to watch a horror movie, Henry you pussy. #
  • 23:00 So I will watch it alone, with every fucking light on. Still not as pussy as Henry, the Unwell. #

  • 12:36 I just agreed to colloborate with an animator and I’m super stoked to see how that pans out. #
  • 12:43 And after that I’m going back to high school so I can learn how to spell words like collaborate properly. #
  • 18:07 I am so sick off of varnish. #
  • 23:47 I’m getting sick, I’m falling asleep, but I’m still sitting here writing dumb ass stories. i need help. #
  • 23:50 Taylor Dane is on the radio in Chooch’s room (soft rock, I can’t deny you) and I want so badly to wake him up and make him dance with me. #

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****In actuality, I think this was the last time Henry was sick, and I almost died then, too.

  17 Responses to “Dear Timid PissPail in Front of Me, even TWEETS can drive in snow”

  1. First of all, I was going to say that I bet Henry is the bitchiest baby when he’s sick, and then I read the LJ entry and died.

    Henry, you pussy.

  2. My dad is the toughest man in the world. He hunts and dresses his own kills. When he uses any kind of tool, if he cuts his fingers or hands, he pulls out a roll of duct tape, wraps it and carries on. He’s been near amputation and he just wraps it, Red Green style. But a cold? The BIGGEST baby. The end of the world is imminent when it is a cold.

    Humor him, though. Care and nurture so that his recovery is quick. Who else is going to cook for you?! You could even rub Vix on his feet, but they’ve just published reports that not only doesn’t that work, it doesn’t do anything when you apply it properly, which I think is crap.

    Oh, and that sick entry? One of your best EVAR.

    • That’s so funny! “He’s been near amputation and he just wraps it, Red Green style.” OUCH!!

      I feel bad sometimes because I know I should be more nurturing when he’s ill, but I can’t help but laugh at him. However, I DID brave the snowstorm to drive the whole eighth of a mile up the street to get him Tylenol.

      Sometimes I read old LJ entries and I think to myself, “I wrote that??” It’s weird.

  3. every tweet made me laugh

    I fucking love it

    • i fucking love YOU!

      By the way, if I had known your contest prizes were going to be that fantastic**, I wouldn’t have had my friends enter! I’m jealous. Bill better watch his back. I can be vicious. That’s all I’m sayin’.

      (** Obv. I wasn’t expecting them to be CRAP, but you know what I mean!)

      • haha Bill is precious. He has some wicked ideas too! and I’m having fun making it


        all you have to do is say the word and I’ll ship him a 40×50 of you in a series of poses, each dirtier than the last, and explain to him that it is what he ordered because it’s so obviously what he TRULY wants

        • You crack me on the daily. Do not ever leave my life!!

          I just made friends with Bill’s girlfriend. I’m not sure how she would feel about a gigantoid portrait of me being sexy. If she’s my kinda girl, she’d be into it though!

  4. 12:36 I just agreed to colloborate with an animator and I’m super stoked to see how that pans out

    ME TOO!!!

    • I ended up going with Scab. What do you think? She said it would be a good one and I just need to send her some digital sketches of him with the school kids, with feathers coming out of his mouth, etc.

  5. http://www.streetwithaview.com/scenes.html

    Google street view thing I’m currently trying badly to explain over the phone.

  6. I wish there was a way to heart you more :D

    I know – I’ll make a blogroll thing and put yours on it ♥♥♥♥

    You rock.

    ’nuff said.

  7. you always make me laugh :)

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