Dec 18

Greg, Smiling Down

Category: Reporting from Work

My death row pen pal Greg, a charming gent with whom I have been exchanging delicately penned letters for the past six years, sent me a recent photo of himself today. Naturally, I hung it on my wall at work and every time my boss turns around to talk to me, she screams, “Ugh, I wish you would take that down!

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It looks like he’s leering at me!

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Then I sent her his website and she refuses to look at it.

Ten minutes later, she shuddered and said, “I can’t believe you sent me that.

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What? What’d I do?

18 comments

18 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana December 18th, 2007 7:17 pm

    i can’t imagine smiling that big EVER!
    especially, from death row. just saying.

    kim will never be the same…

    once you know erin- she starts sharing.
    NIGHTMARES.

  2. Tart December 18th, 2007 7:19 pm

    You know how I keep saying I need a slogan? Thank you.

  3. Bueno Mexicana December 18th, 2007 7:25 pm

    yes!

    i haven’t lost my marketing touch!!!

    someone tell my boss.

  4. Bueno Mexicana December 18th, 2007 7:26 pm

    oh- my WORK boss. the one that pays me.
    not my AT HOME boss who costs me… :)

  5. Tart December 18th, 2007 7:33 pm

    HAHAHAHA I’m your at home boss? That’s awesome!!

    Dismissed.

  6. Bueno Mexicana December 18th, 2007 7:49 pm

    technically- you’re just THE BOSS.
    (not my jersey friend, bruce.)

    dismissed.

    ok- SEE YA!!!!

  7. Tart December 18th, 2007 7:52 pm

    Dur…it took me forever to get the Bruce reference.

    OK..forever=15 seconds, but still.

  8. Jersey Grown December 18th, 2007 7:57 pm

    your not exactly his biggest fan… i’m not offended.

  9. merrymerry December 18th, 2007 8:45 pm

    May I ask why this gentleman is on death row?

    Must know!

    His happiness makes me nervous.

  10. Tart December 19th, 2007 5:35 pm

    Supposedly, he murdered his ex-wife. SUPPOSEDLY!

  11. rachy December 18th, 2007 9:08 pm

    Is he on the potty?

  12. Tart December 18th, 2007 11:35 pm

    A good observation!

  13. YummyDeb December 18th, 2007 9:51 pm

    He looks like one of the lawyers I work with. How bizarre.

  14. cynthia December 18th, 2007 10:11 pm

    i think your death row friend is awesome.
    your boss is a pussy.

    you must come visit when i move to n’awlins.
    it will be super awesome amazing time.

  15. Tart December 18th, 2007 10:12 pm

    YES! See ya, Henry — Mama’s going on vaca.

  16. Amelia December 19th, 2007 10:13 am

    He’s so jovial!
    What did he do?

  17. Tart December 19th, 2007 5:37 pm

    He was accused of murdering his ex-wife, but no body was ever found and there was no motive!

  18. Lisa Bobisa December 21st, 2007 11:55 am

    OMG I love you. I never comment because I don’t have anything useful or witty to say but I totally love you.

    neuraltube/twirlgrrl

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