Mar 8 2009
Busy Weekend Tweet Dump
Earth-shattering updates throughout the day. Please try to continue breathing while taking it all in.
- 18:36 Janna’s asking me questions about a gyro platter from a local pizza place. Because like all good vegetarians, I eat the fuck out of gyros. #
- 08:31 I feel like I could die without a Bugville Butterfly Treehouse. #
- 14:59 Cut Chooch a square of bubble wrap and now all is quiet. Well, all except for the subtle pops of air and plastic. And that I’ll take. #
- 17:36 When asked if he liked his life, Chooch said no. #
- 17:44 I pretended like the apple juice Chooch is drinking is mine and he goes “No! You go drink wine.” Wonderful. #
- 18:24 Soon I’ll be meeting @bed_in_revolt and @daboogmang for the first time and I’m trying not to pee my pants. But maybe they’d like that? #
- 22:00 Chooch lured @daboogmang under the dining room table. #
- 22:41 Bill taught Chooch to say “don’t be an asshole, go to McDonald’s.” #
- 10:11 I was promised a trip to the bait shop today and I swear to god I couldn’t sleep last night like it was fucking Xmas Eve. #
- 13:51 Hello on the way to the bait shop. BUTTERFLIES!!!!! #
- 14:05 Shortest interview ever. Bait shop is no longer in business. #
- 14:26 Dear @awoodhick, plz to be waking up. U is be ruinin’ mama’s planz0rz. #
- 13:51 Hello on the way to the bait shop. BUTTERFLIES!!!!! #
- 14:05 Shortest interview ever. Bait shop is no longer in business. #
- 14:26 Dear @awoodhick, plz to be waking up. U is be ruinin’ mama’s planz0rz. #
- 14:46 Bill just saw Heinz Stadium and I’m afraid his seat may be wet now. #
- 15:17 I JUST SPOKE TO THE SUGAR FAIRY AND IM SHAKING NOW. #
- 15:24 twitpic.com/1wv98 – *##*!!!!???#* OMG. #
- 15:29 Bill just pissed off a bunch of ppl by purchasing the last of the cupcakes. #
- 15:49 Agony is riding in a van with a dozen cupcakes and not swan-diving into the box. This restraint should get me into Heaven. #
- 16:01 Yes Bill, the Incline is a house moving up and down the hill. #
- 16:03 I thought Bill was protecting Jessi from crashing through the windshield, but it was actually the cupcakes he was lifeguarding. #
- 16:14 Was forced to enter a store called Steelers Country and I might puke. Bill’s lucky he bought me cupcakes. #
- 16:21 Someone honestly just said God bless the Steelers. #
- 16:28 Yes, Huey Lewis is the perfect music to be played in this store. #
- 16:44 Bill just dubbed some white trash woman’s hairstyle a “corn mullet” because it was corn-mazed on top and long in the back. #
- 16:47 twitpic.com/1wyt4 – Jessi has securely buckled in the cupcakes. #
- 17:29 u’d think we never bought beer b4 by the way Bill hit me with a door upon entering a bar, like he was nervous to show his fake ID. #
- 22:15 Game Night is ridic. Chooch is winning. #
- 22:36 Its not officially Game Night until someone throws up in their mouth. #
- 22:43 twitpic.com/1xas9 – Game Night up in the dirty asshole of Hell. #
- 23:24 Someone outside walked past and said fuck you so I retaliated and Henry chastised me that fucking pacifist. FUCK. #
- 23:42 Me: “I almost just fell.” Collin: “Off a chair that’s enveloping you?” #
- 23:47 @dyannnnna and her boyfriend Justin went to the bathroom together!!!! And Blake has a scarf!!!! #
- 23:55 twitpic.com/1xcnj – We’re all on drugs here. #
- 00:45 @dyannnnna snorts a lot. #
- 07:27 We are playing scattergories right now and Collin is so agitated. Itchy Crotch as term of endearment was just vetoed but secretly we win. #
- 11:26 I want to open a scene shelter at my house where all the scene kids can seek refuge when their parents are being gay. #
- 12:51 twitpic.com/1xohe – Wish Henry would play chess with me!!!! #
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I’ll play chess with you
but I must warn you:
I PLAY TO WIN, BABY
I wouldn’t be much of an opponent! I’ve only played a few times, and it was when I was…oh…eight I think. Haha.
Mmmm, cupcakes. Those are good!!
Sorry I missed Game Night. Hopefully I can make it to the next one!!!!
Yes, cupcakes are good. Well, SOME are. I’ve had a lot of shitty ones. But now I’m spoiled by the Sugar Fairy.
Ooooh, you need to tell the Sugar Fairy to pay me a visit. LOL.
I want to know whether Dozen cupcakes are worth it…I really want to get around to buying a dozen (har) from there this year…
I do snort a lot. And we only went to the bathroom together so I could show him where it was! And probably also because he was a little intimidated by all the people and didn’t want to be left alone…
Yeah it didn’t seem like I invited that many people until everyone was here.
Yeah and he’s also crazy about being around new people.
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I am too, totally. I hope he didn’t have too terrible of a time.