Mar 29

Stupid People Give Tweets a Headache

Category: tweets

Earth-shattering updates throughout the day. Please try to continue breathing while taking it all in.

  • 16:03 Jillian, I am vomitous now. #
  • 18:29 Going to start giving macaroni art as gifts from now on. #
  • 18:36 Chooch is alarmingly fanatical abt Twilight. Henry bought it for him on Saturday & said he wouldn’t put it down the whole way thru Target. #
  • 18:36 And we are presently on the 24th viewing. #
  • 20:34 Walked past Chooch while I was on the phone, only to have him hysterically yell “don’t hurt me! Don’t hurt me, mommy!” Awesome. #
  • 22:43 Shit, and here I always thought communication worked both ways. Guess I really am just a hick-tard. Derrr. #

  • 00:30 You actin’ like a diva. A dramatic ass diva. #
  • 13:04 Chooch would like to have a skull for lunch. #
  • 17:29 Isles and Glaciers is going to be the death of me. #
  • 17:50 Asked Chooch if he’s going to have fun tonight. His answer: I hate fun. #
  • 18:41 My bitch is in Starbucks fetching me a Frappucino. And then she’ll get this tweet & dump it on my head. #
  • 19:33 @saucalisha asked Chooch to draw a circle, he chose to draw a bitch. #
  • 20:09 Alisha made Chooch say “slacks” 18x because he says “schracks.” I was afraid he was about to garrote her. #

  • 01:47 a night spent talking about music makes me feel happier than a bellyful of Cristal & rockstar sperm. #
  • 01:48 @19moons we should ‘roni it up sometime soon! #
  • 10:22 Chooch just said to me, out of the blue, “I got your back, baby.” #
  • 10:46 Somehow Chooch is watching a Dragonball Z round table on YouTube and my entire house is gagging on the nerd-fumes. #
  • 12:05 A drunkard sat next to Henry, talking about shoving a sausage up some guy’s ass, then asked Henry if he wanted to move furniture today. #
  • 12:07 All the cool shit happens to Henry. Apparently I don’t spend enough time @ the laundromat. #
  • 12:21 I’m 2 sales away from reaching 200 on Etsy. This wasn’t something I ever fathomed when I started selling on there. #
  • 14:14 Hockey heart attack. #
  • 18:33 As if he was visiting Paris Hilton, Chooch walked into my grandma’s house & said, “hi bitch.” She couldn’t stop laughing, my own grandma. #
  • 22:10 Henry tried to make me sort through my sock drawer but it was utterly boring & I walked away, causing him to make dad-like threats. #

  • 11:04 Henry & I both dreamt of Britney Spears, which is less of a longshot as the time we both had cabbage dreams. That was just magic. #
  • 11:55 Henry and I are taking our date over the road today & I’m sure I will be too busy thinking about Chooch to enjoy myself. # ***

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*** We are going to Cleveland to see Cold tonight because they reunited and I will probably cry a lot yay!


2 Comments so far

  1. buenomexicana March 31st, 2009 3:57 pm

    # 20:34 Walked past Chooch while I was on the phone, only to have him hysterically yell “don’t hurt me! Don’t hurt me, mommy!” Awesome. #

    chooch is just a little jerk sometimes.
    but- you gotta’ love him.

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