Dec 26

Category: Henrying

Before I left for work today, Henry was enrapt in some dating show on Fox Reality called "Manhattan Match." There was some sniveling basketcase of a single woman on there, and let me tell you, she was saying all those red-flag things that, if I was a man, would have had my penis tripping over itself to be castrated. She was sobbing and whimpering things like, "I’m not needy! I’m not! I don’t know why guys leave me! My last boyfriend went on a business trip and I never heard from him again! I have no standards, I’ll take anyone who gives me attention!"

It was a level of desperation I couldn’t fathom.

"I don’t know what’s worse," I said to Henry. "Being so desperate that you find yourself crying on a dating show, or being stuck in a loveless, dead-end relationship like I am."

He wasn’t amused.

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10 Comments so far

  1. Bueno Mexicana December 26th, 2007 6:47 pm

    … i can’t imagine why henry didn’t crack up? hmm.

    that chick sounds hot.

  2. Tart December 26th, 2007 7:20 pm

    That’s what I thought too! Must have been my delivery.

  3. merrymerry December 27th, 2007 2:42 am

    ‘would have had my penis tripping over itself to be castrated’

    ha, the visual this conjures up is killing me, because for some reason the penis is wearing a tiny green Robin Hood hat.

    omg…

    obviously, i need to go to bed. pronto.

  4. Tart December 27th, 2007 7:59 am

    HAHA YES! I love this visual.

  5. Michelle December 27th, 2007 11:58 am

    Oh, ouch!

  6. Tart December 27th, 2007 4:45 pm

    Always a barrel of laughs over here!

  7. Lead Balloon December 27th, 2007 2:16 pm

    ICEBURN

  8. Tart December 27th, 2007 11:50 pm

    Perhaps he’ll blog about it.

  9. Sylvia December 28th, 2007 11:57 am

    I’m sure there is plenty of love in your relationship. Who couldn’t love you Miss Artsy?

  10. Tart December 28th, 2007 4:02 pm

    There’s love….in small doses, lol!

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