“Where’d our caravan go, ya’ll?”
“I think I done parked it over by the cabbage patch.”
“Shit goddmann mo’fucker, I left my tambourine over at that colored man’s yard sale after I got caught pick-pocketing that city girl.”
“Grampa Jeb, where you goin’? It’s time to put on a fresh coat of hemrrhoid cream ‘fore you get all enflamed again and we got to take you back to the ‘firmary in the wheelbarrow.”
[Alisha and Janna pulled in just then and got to see this lovely gang of gypsy farmers up close and personal. Alisha said they had fantastic faces and now I am sad that I only got to see their broad backsides.